Jump to content

sammynb

Members
  • Posts

    14006
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    3

Everything posted by sammynb

  1. Here was I hoping this thread was about the mighty quim; it's almost as disappointing as the L-Word.
  2. Nope, he has said that he wants to play for Australia again, but never that he was definitely coming back. Plus he knows that returning to the Australian national league means ending their national team career for all games but qualifiers against outer Mongolia.
  3. As I've said before, it's a world cup at the end of next season, so he will be chomping at the bit to play. A low wage and decent match bonuses, probably even a pay as you play deal would be enough to get another 12 months out of him. He's made it known he wants to play in the next world cup, so the club should use it to their advantage.
  4. he seems to want to play for shearer Rumour back here from a couple of ex-player friends/commentators was he wanted to play for Kinnear as well but was being told in no uncertain terms not to bother.
  5. Satan? Don't you mean: *Drops voice three octaves and joins death metal band* SAY-TON?
  6. www.yousendit.com www.mailbigfile.com etc etc
  7. sammynb

    Ohhh Yeah!

    let's not break out the fizzy pop yet.
  8. Wacky thought he saw pixies but he was just sitting in front of the mirrir. When they have been doing those reformation shows around the world. You pathetic, sad cunt.
  9. There's more from where that came from Love your system for hiding ya dodgy porn ahahah she'll never know to look in that directory I also have a "Decoy" porn stash that is relatively easy to find full of mild "non relationship ending porn" that will put her mind at ease that she knows where I keep it. Good boy, give her something to owner operate to while you're asleep with the fish fingers
  10. sammynb

    College...

    Bawan, stupid question, do you still have the phone message??? By the way I hate fucking academics. Everyone of them (except one who I had at uni that got out) is a clueless twat. But that's why they're academics, no one in the real world would hire them.
  11. And what are you doing in Melbourne?
  12. Absolutely. Otherwise we might need to get 36 points to stay up which looks beyond us at the moment. Winning our remaining home matches might just be enough.....which also looks beyond us on present form. Of course we're relying on Boro, Hull, Mackems to continue their rubbish form to the very end.....and sometimes one of the relegation teams will pull off an unexpected giant killing feat in the run in to survive, so we need luck. * makes note to put on lucky underpants, scarf, hat, hold lucky key ring, stand on one leg, draw only the left curtain, get Mrs K to wear batman mask, get every other house in the street to turn lights off, eat lucky cheese, write the name of Shearer on Italian marble (imported) and lay at the bottom of nearby lucky stream/river, slaughter sheep at 12 midnight on night before games, manifest the devil by putting ipod on loop while incanting the name of Madonna. * FYPTBSTBS Eat lucky cheese? I shall render my body completely hairless and dressed in black ceremonial robes I will sacrifice a chicken to Papa Legba by the light of the moon to prophesy our victory in its squirming entrails. Either that or wear my lucky underpants. Full moon this weekend, don't forget to dance around naked.
  13. On that, who would be your top 5 then? 1.Kubrick 2.Hitchcock 3 Ford 4.Lynch 5 Renoir Off the top of me head. I'm sure you were asked this a while ago and said Tarkovski. Previous to that it was Godard, non? And Chinatown is fucking mint. I'd rate Frantic up there with the best of that genre of action schlock. Parky, changes like the water in his bong - often.
  14. Unfortunately we're not, he's at citeh
  15. That yellow BMX you always wanted
  16. On that, who would be your top 5 then? 1.Kubrick 2.Hitchcock 3 Ford 4.Lynch 5 Renoir Off the top of me head. What no German expressionists? That would be Muranau. Saw a very good 16mm print of Sunrise a few years back. Love the later Hollywood Noir period. Even its latent fingerprints on films like The Third Man. Opposed to the god that is Fritz?
  17. Either this is Jimbo's account or these are for the hairy palmed, grass-less cranium, aussie. (NSFW for those that don't know jimbo - you have been warned) http://www.imagesocket.com/view/767997a.gif http://www.imagesocket.com/view/9280682.gif http://www.imagesocket.com/view/118129bd.gif http://www.imagesocket.com/view/13177185.gif http://www.imagesocket.com/view/14328069.gif http://www.imagesocket.com/view/158435b3.gif
  18. On that, who would be your top 5 then? 1.Kubrick 2.Hitchcock 3 Ford 4.Lynch 5 Renoir Off the top of me head. What no German expressionists?
  19. On that, who would be your top 5 then?
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.