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Quote of the week that. On a seperate matter, why the fuck is this thread listed as NSFW??? because of the deleted photo on the first page Ah so the title should be ammended to "formerly NSFW"

Shame, the thread title promised so much more!

Leaze, this is the site Tom mentioned ages ago. http://www.thefootballshirt.com/teamdetail.php?team_id=53 They have the current home shirt for 10 quid plus 8 quid p&p. They are genuine but take a few weeks to be delivered but probably not worth the trouble considering you can get one in town immediately for 25 this week (no doubt a lot less in a couple of weeks time.)

Aren't they on special at the club shop also? (although that in itself is akin to being a sports direct!) Tom had a place that does cheap shirts out of asia.

Lovenkrands in central midfield and an unfit Viduka just to keep Jonas out? Guthrie did NOTHING against Stoke and the minute Jonas came on we looked infinitely the better side. Lovenkrands and Guthrie is far far too lightweight a midfield when we're not going to out football the opposition, not with our paucity of confidence. It sucks but we've got to out muscle, out work and out fight Spurs. Viduka isn't match fit at all. This is why you should only come out for a fortnight, once a year. I'd have Guthrie ahead of Nolan any day. same here. nolans offered nothing so far. looks fat, unfit and more importantly, uninterested. Looks like he doesn't have the legs so he isn't even going to be able to get stuck in. I'd go with Fish's team though (more or less) with Guthrie instead of Nolan. I'd have Guthrie ahead of Nolan if we're going to be playing football. But that's not what we need the central pairing to be doing. We need them to be spoiling the day. Nolan might be shit, but he's made of sterner stuff than Guthrie. He's got the experience to know when and where to commit the fouls that are unfortunately going to be necessary. If I had my pick it's be Barton and Butt in the middle.. and that's taking into account I think Butt's legs have left him long long ago. I understand your reasoning but I've seen nothing to suggest Nolan can even spoil these days. I'd say Guthrie is at least as good at getting stuck in and a better player. Plus, you've picked a side that would at least try to play football in terms of the formation with Duff and Beye on the wings and Jonas in behind the front two. It's bad enough having to play Butt but Nolan as well? I'd rather not. *tin hat on* Would it be worth playing Colo instead of Nolan or Butt? He can pass a ball and has the ability which could work for our midfield unlike playing as a defender in the premier league.

It's not spuds See the bin dippers are going black, that's them fucked everytime an adidas team has a black away shirts they can't win a game in their black shirt - ok broad generalisation but with some truth.

Snakey your wish may come true. He toured Australia recently and if you check out his site http://www.garynuman.co.uk/box/tourdates.html I'm waiting for the Trio reunion gigs da da da

Quote of the week that. On a seperate matter, why the fuck is this thread listed as NSFW???

That's canny low as well tbf. He was from Ponteland (rather than Sydney) if that's any consolation? It's not, I'd rather be from Sydney than live near them stuck up cunts. So would Blayden it appears.

oh I get it, multiple usernames... Nope just a bunch of people have come to the realisation you're a liar and are enjoying pointing it out to you. A bit like the joy we get from reminding that spuds twat he's a clueless cunt.

tom waits - small change

fop-lite is full of fop love Let's hope it was perfectly round, hey cobber

Oh, sorry. What do you expect from someone who uses film rangefinders???

Dr have you seen the Lumix DMC LX3-K? It looks a great wide angle digital rangefinder. http://panasonic.com.au/products/details.cfm?objectID=4612 Tom while looking for the Lumix above I found this, Lumix SLR which the article states is about $400US, so if you can find one it should be in your budget. I'd still go old skool but hey, I'm sad Yes, I've looked at an LX3 before, gives you a lot of opportunity to fiddle and be creative in comparison to most compacts, but again its pushing that £300 budget. True, I was looking at one in Frankfurt a couple of weeks ago and it was 700 euro!!! I can buy one here for $825 which on current exchange is about 400 euro. You know for just 100 quid you can buy a Bessa L on ebay with the world's best value 15mm lense, the 2nd widest - least distorted mass produced lense in the world, which leaves you with over 200 quid to spend on stock and developing. And you can take pics like this with it:

Alex, fuck your sofa must be comfy! Kevin Keegan - My Autobiography Just for all the wums on here at the moment.

Dr have you seen the Lumix DMC LX3-K? It looks a great wide angle digital rangefinder. http://panasonic.com.au/products/details.cfm?objectID=4612 Tom while looking for the Lumix above I found this, Lumix SLR which the article states is about $400US, so if you can find one it should be in your budget. I'd still go old skool but hey, I'm sad

His principle of walking away from any job when the going gets tough. How many jobs have Keegan walked out on? Every one apart from Fulham, where he didn't walk out because the going got tough, he walked out to concentrate on England......who he later walked out on. See you think you're an expert, then you open your mouth and it's obvious to all you're nothing but a clueless cunt. Just ignore him man. Good advice. Hey have you noticed if you place: un um In the centre of the intitals of the two most most annoying posters on toontastic at the moment - in alphabetical order, it gives an insight into their real characters. Coincidence?

Put your pants back on Snakey!

Pud, i can't believe you've gone the i-tool, I thought you would have been at least smart enough to use a blackjack Sorry but i still don't trust the cunt - he's got club PR written all over his blurtings.

Bullshit Best take your sorry little sad act over to the iphone thread thats been running for several weeks. Then again, I probably pre-planned discussions about in Iphone just in case you caught me out. Seriously man, sad....very sad. Yes of course I'm sad. So sad in fact I called to support Dennis Wise because he was our saviour. So sad in fact that everything I say has an ambiguity to undermine anyone that questions the club and how it is run. So sad in fact that I tell the world I drive a cab while all the while I work in advertising and more than likely PR. As sad as danny b is pathetic little wum cunt and that you are nothing but a liar. But hey I'm just sad.

His principle of walking away from any job when the going gets tough. How many jobs have Keegan walked out on? Every one apart from Fulham, where he didn't walk out because the going got tough, he walked out to concentrate on England......who he later walked out on. See you think you're an expert, then you open your mouth and it's obvious to all you're nothing but a clueless cunt.

Bullshit

Aye, I was pretty stunned by the atmosphere on Saturday. Thought it was going to be a warm party welcome for Big Al. It was terrible. I could hear some singinging away in the leazes but I dont think I heard one song near my area. Apathy I guess. Can you explain how you were how you were posting the comment below during the game while you were at the game coming to the conclusion above??? ??????? You'll have to be more blunt, you've lost me ! Not a problem I'll spell it out for you. From the game against Chelsea, Saturday just gone, you stated and I quote, "I could hear some singinging(sic) away in the leazes but I dont(sic) think I heard one song near my area." But somehow while the game was on you also had access to a computer allowing you to post the following: So either you're a sad bastard using a handheld to log onto toontastic while you're at the match, highly unlikely as we know peasepud is the only one sad enough to do that or you have been found out. Blunt enough for you?

He probably has more chance of representing England at Eurovision, so don't give up hope Martin.

Then go old skool Tom and buy her a film camera! Then test her skills and buy her a rangefinder. Great value. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Voigtlander-Bessa-T-...A1%7C240%3A1318 Something interesting. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/LOMO-FISHEYE-2-CAMER...A1%7C240%3A1318 The best value and an amazing camera but probably to expensive. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Hasselblad-XPan-twin...A1%7C240%3A1318