sammynb

What, the meaning of life?

I thought more than likely it was wacky's dad.

Renton, there is why you write for a living but will never be a writer

Not old but maybe of some interest. Castle Keep copyright 2009 by sammynb

'Tell me where it hurts' by Nick Trout - it's ok if you're into amusing animal stories. 'Life of Brian in black & white' by Brian Hall - Badly written but an interesting story. And I swear page 182 features a reference to toontastic's wor stevie. 'Who ate all the pies?' - Micky Quinn's biography which is an entertaining read.

It would be dependent on whether the current cunt still owns the club but if we were relegated it would be the ideal time for Shearer to step up if he wants to ever manage the club.

Seriously Parky get the bong out of your hand marra. The chances of News limited tanking are so slight you need to find a better quality ganja to believe it will turn that cunt Ashley and his merry band of twats into the saviour of our club. News limited is set up as complex set of business and you can bet big Rup won't be brought down by one failing publication. Roll another j and move on.

Conspiracy theory: How much was Newcastle paying to be relegated at the beginning of the season???

Yes there is: fuckwits!

Fucking N'Zogbia scored Wigan's second and we look at our midfield! Anyone know where I could find some Sylvia Saint's work please?

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TBH the only thing this thread has confirmed is that the two biggest cunts that post on toontastic are just that.

The production on this reminds of Unforgettable Fire. And there is where they should have stopped, shagged each other or offended the lead singer by eating a pie! Just for those interested it's a return to Eno as well but even he's a shadow of himself now he doesn't drink his own piss!

Just in case Pete forgot to pass it on, well in you two (three). How's Joey look in his strip???

You should listen to him Danny, for Sammy knows a little something about being a sad individual. Thanks for the support big man. I feel like Paul Okon and you're Neddy Zelic.

If he does he will definitely be a Keegan signing Seriously stop wasting our time you pathetic waste of oxygen. Why would anyone go to another teams board and try as hard as you do? Does it make you more important? Does it make you richer? Does it make you more superior? The only thing it makes you, really if we are all being honest. Really honest. It just makes you a sad individual.

Seriously if the lot you aren't smart enough to realise he can't be arsed because of the wankers in charge of the club you probably need to take a step back for a moment. By the way I can tell you his kit was laid out on the bench in the home change room on Wednesday, no not his shirt hanging, so, maybe, just maybe... Oh fuck it. You lazy fat aussie cunt!

In real life that makes you starting 11 at SJP

Tino was in town last week allegedly. Signing the contract maybe?

When was the last time Everton were out of the top flight like? I knew what I was thinking, Blackburn

Something I found out yesterday which adds to the irony of it all, the club has council approval to extend the Gallowgate end by another 8000 seats, not much point if we're playing in the championship. For those advocating relegation to clear out the shite from the club, who was the last club promoted from the championship to have survived in the premier league for longer than 3 seasons? Wigan? Everton? Blackburn? The rest seem to yo yo up and down. Look at the mackems for example. It won't fix a thing.

Leeds didn't actually own Viduka, which was why he was there until the end because they weren't allowed to sell him. Kewell was the one that took them for everything by letting his contract run right down and not asking for a transfer.

It's a shame Smith's orders didn't include tracking his man and passing to Newcastle players. The moment Smith lost the ball for their first goal, you just knew we were going to be fucked. If he's the person everyone claims him to be I hope he's feeling embarrised by his performance last night. As for the Raylor Saylor debate, at the game it looked like Saylor because it was the RB position but as someone else, Renton I think, pointed out Saylor was in the centre - out of fucking position again.

Just saw the replay and I take it back it was raylor. Problem is saylor is shite for most of the game that you can't help one's self.