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  1. Sorry shouldn't Wham be two guys, two girls including a pre Style Council D. C. Lee - no drummer, just saying.
  2. Yes, the smell would be problematic but I can tell you, when she is expecting pearls and gets stinky rubies, it's hard to contain the disappointment. Thanks Dazzler.
  3. Fucking hell RR, mate yell at the sky, kick the neighbour's dog or the neighbour if yours is like mine but just let it out, don't bottle anything up. Hope you're okay. Thanks toonotl, hoping so.
  4. Ashley knows what the value is, too him and his tat advertising, in the PL, so he will be happy to fund them just enough to get there and then they will be left to tread water.
  5. Tell you what, in a world of oversharing, post prostate biopsy, when they go through the perineum, there is nothing more horrific than blasting out dead blood when you are trying to make the wife a plaster's radio! Definite mood killer, not that I think it would upset Isnake the rat. Hopefully the rat has fucked himself with his choices and actions.
  6. Same with Forest and Dyche, the way he stood on the sideline shaking his head at every mistake, like his yelling at them for a week's worth of training is going to turn them from all over the shop to champions in 5 days.
  7. Thanks RR, better to see the urologist too early than too late. you'll be fine. Thanks G dog, yes only in hospital for two night, so came home yesterday, they glue you up so you can get home quicker. Only the one terror at the moment but he's only 16 months and cannot understand why he cannot jump on me or that the bag on my leg isn't a huge peemail for his sniffing enjoyment!
  8. Why the fuck would you put the landing gear down to try and land on sand - may as well throw an anchor out and hope it doesn't rip through the fuselage!
  9. Thanks Strawb, appreciate it, obviously still trying to get my head around it. Petscan said it was just in the prostate, so hopefully. Will know in eight weeks when I have the first post op PSA. As I was saying to Alex, it's been all a bit of a blur from late June when something might be up, to Friday's surgery. Think the hardest bit was between the confirmation of being cancer, which I got told on my 57th birthday, to getting the results back from the petscan. If people don't know and seeing this place is 99% male, prostate cancer won't kill you, it's the cancer it metastasizes into, so get checked you old cunts. Thanks all for the well wishes. Have to say, I've got an average size cock, and the catheter is just bareable, I'd hate to be hung like a chinese mouse and trying to get around with one of these in! Rob, it's probably the first time in 20 odd years she isn't disappointed as now I'll have actual buy her jewellery BTW you got tickets to go see the Saints yet? FFS, it's in the next few weeks and TFS (Tropical Fuck Storm) over over there now as well, so go see them too.
  10. Hey RR, hope you are okay and working through it. My old man was an absolute cunt and I hadn't spoken to him for over 30 years when he past, although he did try in his last six months to reconnect. Sometimes it just is what it is. But hope you find where you need to be. So after listening to snotty Scotty's woes, I don't feel so bad now, as I sit here with a bag of my piss strapped to my leg, a tube connected to it from the end of my cock, six glued up holes in my stomach and no longer being able to give my lovely wife a pearl necklace anytime she wants it! But hey, be like me and Mr T, cancer and prostate free! Oops, excuse me, I have to empty the bag.
  11. Pointless being owned by the world's worst human rights organisation if they are that happy to bend over and be arse fucked by Liverpool. What's been the whole point of holding out to lub themselves up on the last day, Makes. No. Sense. Worst part is now any of the club's players who decide they don't want to see their contract out and insist they are entitled to leave, receive their loyalty payments, etc, have just been given the blueprint. What's the point in supporting this shite, if they aren't even strong enough to stand up for themselves?
  12. The Saudi window closes a couple fo weeks after the PL, Isak doesn't go to the scouse tapping up team, then 150m to whichever Saudi club wants him first and it's his only choice if he wants to play in a WC year. Would be the best outcome for our PSR and not giving the cunt what he wants.
  13. Glorious, we've added to our first team pairs, we've got two Nicks, we've got two Jacobs, we've got to Anthonys, we've got two Joes, we've got two Lew(i)s but we've still got one greedy cunt, looking at you Ingrate.
  14. Not putting any stock in the allegeded conspiracies but didn't CN tweet something similar prior to the opening of the transfer window about lots of disruption with low bids for Isak with no actual intent? Forgetting the whole FSG PIF connection, there is no doubt that this has all been about bringing the plucky challenger down to size - shame the greed of those involved on our side of the shitfight have swallowed it hook line and sinker.
  15. Funny you bring up the PFA Holden. (I've just read all the posts past the one above) As much of a twat Simon Jordan is, one of the interesting things he mentioned in that last video is how silent the PFA have actually been during this whole saga and that it does not reflect well upon them to have a member behaving this way. The haven't got involved yet and I'd say they are unlikely to any time soon because, again, as Jordan said, if contracts mean nothing, the players in the lower leagues are the ones that are going to be hurt the most - and where are the majority of the PFA's members? The lower leagues.
  16. Football and common sense? Who is being ridiculous now?
  17. That's it isn't it? He's Wilson's replacement (Mrs Wyki will be happy), and Eddie would get a tune out of him. He's not worth any more than 30m and it looks like Spurs are keen to be rid of him. We need decent bodies in and he's got as much potential as Jackson.
  18. AL basically reiterates this whole thread without the dislike for the Ingrate.
  19. Is he really that bad? Scored a couple of decent goals recently. Would probably feel better as part of the Samba trio. He's a bit of cunt, which would make him our cunt. And you cannot tell me you'd rather not have him as a striker and be relying on what we currently have? I'd have him in the team over Jackson any day. It's non starter anyway because it means dealing with Levy.
  20. If Spurs want rid of Richarlison, beside the ball ache of dealing with Levy, surely he'd be worth a punt as Wilson's replacement. Brazilian ✅ Played with Gordon before ✅ A bit of a crock ✅ Eddie could definitely get tune out of him if he can stays fit.
  21. It's another fine. No need to terminate his contract, we are in a stronger position if it is in the club's possession. They will be paying the club more in fines than he earns, lets see how long he can maintain that.
  22. You can bet your house that the IG statement from the Ingrate was his management's thought of how to force through his exit. They would be banking on a very vocal disapproval being voiced in the game against the dippers and then having their media mouth pieces talk up how Isak fears for his safety, obviously isn't wanted by the fans and the club has no excuse to keep him. The club has guzumped all that by issuing their response. Problem is if his agents really believe they are gangsters, they will think they are untouchable. Dumb fucks probably think they are scarier and stronger than the Saudi's and they are about to find out that isn't the case.
  23. There is a poster of him, I think celebrating his goal at Wembley, marked low stock - obviously referring to his current status the ungrateful cunt. The club shop needs to have a clearance tab with Isak listed and captioned - but not to you, you red scouse tapping up cunts! I was looking at new phone cases on redbubble yesterday and going through whats on offer, I realised they probably sell more Ashley out ones than Ikea Isak cases now.
  24. Seems we like to collect them in pairs. So first team squad now has two Jacobs, two Lewis and two Anthonys but only one ingrate cunt.
  25. Don't worry they will find a way boack to it. Have they not show the Liverpool game highlights and talked about it? After the break!!!
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