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Unfortunately the hat doesn't fit, because of my topknot, you should try it on Scotty, might make you look younger.

Look like implants to me but I though @Rebekah might have liked them.

Mate, you've already won by a landslide. Enjoy your trophy.

No time to rest of your laurels lads, play as team, keep your form and make us proud. Fortiter Defendit Triumphans It's sausage waving time! And making sure everyone is included.

Did six horses actually finish? Steeplechases and hurdles are ridiculous carnage for racing horses.

Ah fuck, Scotty's kiss of death.

Congrats, you've won the internet.

Nice of Fulham to do us a favour and great to see the referee's association ensuring Liverpool have enough ET to get a winner. The cunts are going to do everything in their power to give them the Klopp wet dream.

And yes I'm going to say is, @aimaad22 what a small pathetic person you are. Gordon on the other hand is a prince of players. His game is nowhere near what it was at the beginning of the season but he has run and run and run. There were points in the first half where he didn't chase things he would normally but then in the second half there were moments where he chased and snuffed out potential counter attacks. I'd like see him have an opportunity for a rest but only if he wants/feels he needs it.

Not unless his missus' new business is as his pimp.

No need to be a cunt. Unless we are guaranteed to buy new second and third choice striker, we are best sign him on a new, much lower paid, or even pay as you play contract. There is no way in hell, with all the FFP and PSR happenings that we are going to buy all the players that need replacing.

Tell us about Everton again, why don't you?

@Monkeys Fist @Gemmill is right we need more of these type gifs for him and the ladies.

unlike Gemmill, he got caught.

Where did I say start spreadsheet boy?

It's like lambs to the slaughter. I doubt the Uzbekistan girls are allowed out of the kitchen to go to training.

Cunt scored the equaliser for us the other day, so he must have run to get there - actually he ran to the corner flag, remember? Everyone else was keen for the KO to chase the winner but the wee radgie had to kick the corner flag into the crowd.

FYP

I've been thinking this regarding using him as a DM when needed. He's a right radgie wee cunt, decent in the tackle, can pass and as long as he knows not to maraud up the pitch (he must realise he doesn't have the legs for it anymore) could be a better option than constantly playing Bruno there. It's not like he'd be any slower than Ciggy.

Harsh but probably accurate, at least his passes seem to make it to a team-mate.

FFS, show up lads, play as you know you can and as a team. We're still not mathematically safe from relegation yet! Something for you pervs to wave your sausage at.

Again.

Not quite - if he makes a save that wins them a medal, then, he can hang it next to his LC one from last season and we might forgive him.

ffs

Is Snodicks a hunch back? Get in Dubs!