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About the same time we started sending our criminals to Australia. Ah the penal colony. Sounds like somewhere where SO would live or at least text pictures of his cock. It only took 200 years for us to realise that if you only give them a 3 year visa they have to go back

Lefty and righty? Still saving up for the operation that gets mouthy involved. Just buy some lipstick and draw around the inside of your thumb and pointer finger.

Newcastle Live's new commentator gets in some practice for Joey Barton's 2008/09 season.

I've had a few but it never lasts, one person eventually reads more into than the other so it all ends in tears. Hope the batteries don't run out in your latest smoothy, we'd hate to hear your cocktail frankfurt got stuck in the the fleshlight mid fantasy

Really??? I thought jail was an americanism. English, it's not what it use to be!

And build jails?

Anyone else see Martin in the crowd going the metal head bang in his pink hotpants to the Icelandic Finland entry? You'd give the Greek entry's singer one anarl! By the way who won, it was so drab I only saw a moment or ten. Even Terry Wogan sounded less enthused than normal.

Aye. Also their very subtle nod to the fact Bernie's gay, where when the females burst into the room after Ian's had a fit on stage, Hooky and Morris gladly lead them away, while Bernie takes his time to leave the room. Or was it?

Dr, you're on fire at the moment.

portishead - third

Control - Interesting but disappointing. It's well shot and the use of black and white stock is commendable but it's probably not moody enough. The subject lends itself to being under lit and if he wanted to emphasise that Macclesfield was grey, the harsh daylight scenes didn't work. The other thing that didn't work for me was the fact it was Deborah's version of Ian Curtis' life. The things I've read about Curtis and his relationship with his wife are the complete opposite to how she was portrayed as the victim in Control. Every story has two sides but it was interesting to watch the reaction of my lass who watched it with me but knows nothing about Joy Division other than a few songs, she naturally sided with the poor wife!!! In the end it's less a story about Ian Curtis, it's the tale of how Debbie Curtis husband cheated on her! Shame because the whole story would of made a better film! Glad to see they at least got the Hooky character right and he was still a cunt.

Steve Finnan with Welling Utd, Birmingham City, Notts County and Liverpool (Steve Harper is a common answer for this - Gateshead, Stockport, Huddersfield, Hartlepool, Bradford and Newcastle, but he never actually played for Stockport while he was on loan to them, so he is not a correct answer). http://www.tijou.co.uk/trivia/answer49.html Didn't Finnan play for Fulham?

In keeping with the weekend's play-off football, name the former Newcastle players that played in the League One play off final? And sima was correct regarding Nick Carle being the other former Newcastle player in Bristol's starting 11.

But Shay wasn't in Bristol's starting 11! Yes Bradley Orr was one of the two. And ewerk might be on the right track, maybe.

With the shite that was the championship play-off final yesterday, name the two former Newcastle players that were in the starting 11 for Bristol City?

dingo got my baybee tbh. FYP

nick cave and the bad seeds - dig! lazarus! dig!

Good call, 2jacks. Also And a great Australian documentary called Rats in the ranks. http://www.abc.net.au/aplacetothink/html/rats.htm

They probably are uniqer at it tho. I've got two words for you: David Hasselhoff. Genius. Cheers. One billion chinese can't be wrong! (Especially with thompers fucked up must be great logic.)

I can just see Lucas Neill helping Schwarzer and Kewell once he signs for Fulham find all the hot spots of Landan.

Well providing we had adequate replacements I wouldn't shed any tears over any of those 5 going. Same here tbh but I just dont feel we will make a signing thats going to make me think "Awesome, cant wait for the season now" Honestly when was the last time you felt like that anyway? The year SBR signed Robert and Bellamy would have to be the closest and even then there were doubts after the Bassedas/Cort/Gavilan signings?

Someone has to pay for his porridge

Saha might of also been worth more than the loan period we had him for - although he didn't look like he was up to it at the time.

If Barton drops it in the shower he will be Joe Soap! As for Duff, fuck off to Celtic will you.

Do you think the peak or an artist's popularity coincides with their artistic peak? Stevie Wonder played the Superbowl a few years ago and so did Diana Ross but they've been shite for years. Kudos on sticking to your guns though And didn't Roseanne Barr once sing their national anthem at a Superbowl? Thompers you are no better than what you accuse Patrokles of.