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Oi! Did you have a look at that link for astro (turf) boots?

Fucking They shoot horses don't they! I saw it as a kid/teenager and thought it was the worst movie ever. Am I correct or was I just too young to get it?

Morrisey and his house boy don't.

Forget that berb, Laz is trying to steal your thunder over in the general chat section!!!!

I think I started that one! Attention craving slut!

This. +1

He's come to his senses and realised the in-flight service you provide on here is better than your offerings in the cattle class that is N-O.

In 2008 it's hairy armpits and shaved genitalia or the right to fuck who you like but tear strips off them for holding the door open for them. As luke said in western society it's is the default for educated women. Things have changed since the days of arguing for the right to leave the patriarchal home and not merely live as the baby machine/maid. Thing is how do "feminist" see the role models portrayed by the likes of Paris Hilton? Fish ask your feminist is Paris a supporter of the cause or part of the problem, I bet you'll be surprised by the answer.

bring the noise! the jam - snap

Why?

As in short for Jonathon or your parents couldn't spell? I've got a good friend whose mother is all but illiterate, she's a scouse migrant, and when he was born she didn't know how to spell Darren, so he spent his school life constantly having his name crossed out and respelt until one day his mother stormed into the school principal's office and produced his birth certificate with her spelling, Daren. Did your mum have to do that for you Jon?

They were deserved winners imo. Alex, you are so wrong. Not because they beat my shitty little football country but they didn't deserve to beat my shittly little football country, diving cheating cunts. Australia played very well against them and were unlucky. Yeah, the penalty was dubious but the player who made the tackle was reckless as it was one of those where if you don't get the ball it'll probably be a penalty. He didn't and (somewhat unfairly) a penalty was given but if the defender had stayed on his feet the player wouldn't have had the opportunity to go down. It's not something you particularly like to see but loads of other players would have done the same thing. Particularly diving, cheating cunts like Tim Cahill. Agree about Cahill, just some days I wish he was a diving cheating cunt for our team and not the scouse mackems. And Lucas Neill is a headless twat, so I can't argue there, I just wish he had of broken the italian players leg as at least then he would have touched him. Alex, if it wasn't for that game I could easily agree they were deserved winners and from the quarter finals they got stronger but I don't know if they were a better team than France, maybe they had the Fop/Sven luck. Back to Jose, there is no doubt he is there to bring some of the appeal back to the Serie A and Inter's CL campaign.

Lefty and righty? Still saving up for the operation that gets mouthy involved. Just buy some lipstick and draw around the inside of your thumb and pointer finger. We have an expert here. Any more tips going for free? You could borrow SO's fleshlight Make sure to rinse it under the tap first, could be a bit 'wiffy'. Laz, it might be the only time john gets to exchange body fluids with another person, you wouldn't want to take that away from him.

They were deserved winners imo. Alex, you are so wrong. Not because they beat my shitty little football country but they didn't deserve to beat my shittly little football country, diving cheating cunts.

Lefty and righty? Still saving up for the operation that gets mouthy involved. Just buy some lipstick and draw around the inside of your thumb and pointer finger. We have an expert here. Any more tips going for free? You could borrow SO's fleshlight

About the same time we started sending our criminals to Australia. Ah the penal colony. Sounds like somewhere where SO would live or at least text pictures of his cock. It only took 200 years for us to realise that if you only give them a 3 year visa they have to go back

Lefty and righty? Still saving up for the operation that gets mouthy involved. Just buy some lipstick and draw around the inside of your thumb and pointer finger.

Newcastle Live's new commentator gets in some practice for Joey Barton's 2008/09 season.

I've had a few but it never lasts, one person eventually reads more into than the other so it all ends in tears. Hope the batteries don't run out in your latest smoothy, we'd hate to hear your cocktail frankfurt got stuck in the the fleshlight mid fantasy

Really??? I thought jail was an americanism. English, it's not what it use to be!

And build jails?

Anyone else see Martin in the crowd going the metal head bang in his pink hotpants to the Icelandic Finland entry? You'd give the Greek entry's singer one anarl! By the way who won, it was so drab I only saw a moment or ten. Even Terry Wogan sounded less enthused than normal.

Aye. Also their very subtle nod to the fact Bernie's gay, where when the females burst into the room after Ian's had a fit on stage, Hooky and Morris gladly lead them away, while Bernie takes his time to leave the room. Or was it?