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Everything posted by sammynb
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You use your free hand to keep them cheeks apart man. Do you sitters need one hand free to wank while you wipe or something? Deviants. How the fucking hell in gods name do you keep 2 cheeks apart with 1 hand? Have you never seen how a wedge works man????
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doves - some cities
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Hughes can't be that stupid, especially seeing he's a good chance of the Man u job once taggart retires. One season at citeh potentially could fuck it up. The thai Pol Pot is more likely to force his millions on a big name foreign manager than sparky.
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Racists! Nope, just bored with your spam, don't you agree?
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HM, tell your mate he's a wanker. You're correct. http://www.qprnet.com/history/seasons/excels/QPR1993.xls
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If we end up with no players (a big if btw!) I won't be blaming Spurs, I'll be blaming big Mike.... Wise up suckers!
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Knowing you Scotty you'll mix it with a Chardonnay and there will be hell to pay. No doubt you'll be higher than Thompers at a kid cock concert.
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Fish have you meet Cath? Because I highly doubt your batting average is that high!
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35 Page thread on the SMB! Sunderland are a massive club! :lol: Not without their "big man"
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Quiet You! Power mad we tell you, power mad.
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Never a better example of not all great players make great managers.
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Showing your age there KCG! jon spencer blues explosion - firefly child swervedriver - deep seat
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An Andorra of arse if you will. Mind you I can see Martin getting all hot and sweaty over An Isle of Man!!!! But then he'd need a hard drive as big as jimbo's
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Now there's a unit of measurement I haven't encountered before. "A Liechtenstein of porn". it's gotta ring to it Now Martin a A Liechtenstein of porn might be acceptable among your southern fairy lot but most of us wouldn't be happy with anything less than a Monaco of muff.
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Nah, I definitely think there should be an apostrophe in there somewhere. Why does it? Apostophes denote ownership, so does that mean St James owns the park. Looking at it another way, is it The Emirates Stadium or The Emirates' Stadium? I think Meenzer's point has completely wooshed you there Sammy.... (or should that be Meenzer`s point??) Actually Craig I think meenzer's point completely wooshed that fuckwit torres in that a ` isn't an apostrophe, where as a ' is! Doesn't matter, we're all going to gaol anyway
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I like his movies. Loads of people do. They aren't bad. I just can't get away with them myself. Jay and Silent Bob can make me laugh as characters. And Dogma was good. And that is where Kevin Smith's acting career should have started and ended. He was the best thing in 'Catch and Release' Which, thinking about it, isn't saying much... Egg-fucking-zacly!
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Stop it! Danny you mentioned Malbranque as a Comolli success, you don't think Modric's transfer will undermine him and his position in the squad? Yep I think both Malbranque and Jenas have to work for their places now on the arrival of Modric. So with that in mind isn't Comolli undermining spurs squad, the team harmony? (Jenas is shite and shouldn;t even be in the same sentence as Malbranque). Especially when he keeps doing it to players who are in their prime and with form (Bent/Defoe are other examples). If you look at Ferguson's success it is about slowly building around the foundation that is there, not buying direct competition for his better players and upsetting the balance.
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You know you're in trouble with the missus when...
sammynb replied to Wavey Davey's topic in General Chat
He did. Ropey-looking brazilian lasses holding poultry happens to be my fetish, And PM'ing people pictures of his cock is SMO's. It's a match made in heaven. -
Stop it! Danny you mentioned Malbranque as a Comolli success, you don't think Modric's transfer will undermine him and his position in the squad?
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I like his movies. Loads of people do. They aren't bad. I just can't get away with them myself. Jay and Silent Bob can make me laugh as characters. And Dogma was good. And that is where Kevin Smith's acting career should have started and ended.
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You know you're in trouble with the missus when...
sammynb replied to Wavey Davey's topic in General Chat
Fucking hell Zebra, where did you find that picture of SMO's missus? Did he PM you? -
You know you're in trouble with the missus when...
sammynb replied to Wavey Davey's topic in General Chat
...when your cock's* in her hand and she ain't** smiling. *see apostrophe for abreviation ie. cock is. **just bad grammar. -
We have a winner loser. edit: no it appears jimbo is a dumb arse like me - but we're both still smarter than the bin dipping spammer. http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/Stadi...,,10278,00.html