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sammynb

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  1. Hope wolves won, I got good odds on monday for a wolves v derby play-off final
  2. Got any hawkwind or marillion [/neil] That's a point, maybe I should ask Papa Lazaru. only if he can arrange it in a 3-5-2 formation. What are you doing up at this hour dr bob?
  3. Got any hawkwind or marillion [/neil]
  4. No thanks Oh go on Cath, you know deep down you want to!
  5. Not unless they'd make Laz's online collection.
  6. He's obviously got lost in the village of the damned by all the red and white [spits] in the crowd.
  7. shake yourself lad! By the way what was the rogue traders like? I did some work with them last year and although she has an amazing arse, they should be executed for the blatant rip offs they use to write their songs. If I was Elvis, I'd sue her arse off for the way they stole the riff from pump it up.
  8. Seemed to play a lot of games at RM for citeh as well, not his natural position.
  9. It's the new 5 year sponsorship deal with greggs
  10. faith no more - king for a day. fucking amazing one track and complete shit the next. mike patton
  11. Which one? The original was class. No unfortunately it was the recent remake with whathisfuckinname! It's like the remake of the italian job and planet of the apes - why just fucking why?
  12. If that is true wist ahm deserve to be deducted points and relegated.
  13. toontastic's own peter pan
  14. That's harsh khay, I would even include me as the 11th in my list of 10
  15. Just to confirm: Is magma a he or a she or are they like gemma a bit of both?
  16. If you don't die a virgin scot it is one of the wonders of the world
  17. Due to a lack of demand the fat freddy has been withdrawn from sale. It's manufacturer, funds for hookers and gibraltar inc, after numerous market research activities found its dismal support was due to its lack of timing and negative media exposure.
  18. you calling him an irish cernt? no a keeper!
  19. the fat man freddy (souness)
  20. What about a blind one legged numbnut playing Aussie Rules like yourself??? hehehe wtf are you talking about anal?
  21. I can tell you right here and now that I don't want a threesome with another bloke in the same building not homophobia or a fragile ego, put simply I don't like the idea of it, in the same way as I don't get turned on by the idea of a fat chinese woman standing on my cobblers with steel toe capped bovva boots. If you want to get your rocks off with some sweaty fella gee-ing you on, then all power to ya. But I like my sex like I like my basketball... one on one and with as little rimming as possible* *Thankyou Naked Gun 33 1/3rd Fucking conservatives, no wonder Blair resigned! Luke you big girl, it's not about wanting to rub sacks, it's about not being bothered because your already in the goo or the poo of some gorgeous woman. Bet you lot have trouble using public urinals anarl. And god help the world if you need a shower and all that's available is a public baths.
  22. The Given - great for clitoris stimulation but is guaranteed to stop you short in the box.
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