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Off to see Parquet Courts tonight, saw Wet Leg last week but pissed as Sam Fender tickets went on pre-sale yesterday and sold out in an hour, stupidly I left it to a mate to get them and then the general sale sold out in 10 minutes this morning, again same mate missed it! Good thing is in three years which include covid, Sam has gone from a show in a venue of 400 people that wasn’t sold out but was close, to selling out a 3000 person venue in minutes. Nice to see success go the way of someone who deserves it! BTW Sam PM me if you want to kindly give me tickets, thanks mate - another suffering toon fan. 🙂

FFS! I looked on .com about two hours ago and they had nothing on there about it. 7:45pm is 4:45am Sat morning here and I’m out seeing Parquet Courts tonight, looks like no sleep for me then!

Anyone know if tonight’s game is being streamed/broadcast?

It's not fair Ciggy is the butt of all your jokes, it's not as if he ran out of puff!

I wonder if Bruno and Big Joe were suffering a bit of red mist last night because they were playing the "colonial masters"? They both definitely seemed more interested in the fight than the football and there seemed to be a bit being said between the portugese speakers - even that cunt of a ref seemed to get in on the act with what looked like not referee like conversation with that pair. Was there a bit of English Australian cricket rivalry going on? Hope you are right as Trips is very important to our team and the whole project but I worry his legs will go. Fingers crossed I'm wrong. See Shelvey fucked his hammy?

It's a friendly, yes but the foul on Murphy just before the incident should have been given then big Joe wouldn't have needed to go fo rthe tackle. Cunt of ref is making a mockery of it.

This fucking refereee. The ball was out.

The way they were stretching his leg it is hamstring, They check a knee by pulling the lower leg, not that one, and seeing if the top half is still attached.

Here comes shortstaff

Shelvey's done a hamstring.

Just don't see the point in playing the likes of Ritchie and Lascelles when they shouldn't be anywhere near the squad, let alone the starting 11.

Shame he has the decision making ability of a block of wood.

Problem with swapping out the whole squad at half time is how is the starting 11 meant to get any match fitness? What are we, just under two weeks until season start? Howe needs to have the first team honed. A great first month will also help attract players if we are higher up the table.

Scotty with a tradie joke there, you're stealing TT's comedian's material.

And the whole team.

That ball from Shelvey, ffs Ritchie's legs went two seasons ago.

There have been a couple of times he's looked off the pace but he's also given a couple of others a bollocking for letting the opposition run without being tracked.

Miggy has finally found his shooting boots.

Lascelles and Ciggy cannot be in the starting 11 come the start of the season.

Call it the Newcastle tax.

Got to love a stunner who keeps posting their nudes to their cloud storage, even though they get hacked time and time again.

How quick has that 30 years gone? And that means that their greatest work ever is now 35 years old, which is about the first time I saw them live.

New Interpol album is decent, even if this music video is a bit on the nose.

Sorry I'm busy.

It's fucking freezing here atm, you try riding to work in the rain when it's 6 degrees!