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Where's that Paqueta gif????

I know and most of the world outside of the locals would have laughed their tits off but "we can't be funding that sort of malarky!"

How the fuck did you end up here? It's amusing the big poo and the big potato are beside each other in the list (I know it's alphabetical) because the big potato looks like someone just dropped a huge rusty nugget off on the side of the road. I had a great documentary series proposal called Big, Wierd and Wonderful which involved tripping around Australia and ripping the piss at things, including the obsession with "big" things. Allegedly no-one is interested in laughing at our cultural stupidity!

Yes sounds like Triple J, especially in Adelaide, plac is full of god bothers and serial killers! The rocking horse just sounds like your run of the mill weirdo, plenty of those about.

When did arse become a swear word? 😉

When was this because the only station that gets away with expletives is the national youth network Triple J, there is a moral code of conduct that both free to air TV and radio have to follow and expletives between 5am and 8:30pm are a definite no no. Triple J no one gives a fuck and all the DJs these days are a bunch of cunts.

That was regional Australia in the 90s though. Good mate of mine lives down that way these days and it's still a timewarp, they have finally made the 1990s and (some) things are open on the weekend.

Yeah I don't think HMHM could even get that far, I think he just got a not available in your country, @Howmanheyman?

Fishing village for a vegetarian, yeah can imagine you were impressed.

Scott, any chance you can see if you can get onto Optus? https://sport.optus.com.au/

Time to upgrade provider I'd suggest.

https://www.vpncompare.co.uk/best-vpn-australia-security/#Top_VPN_for_Australia Make sure you get one with Australian servers if you want to try and access Optus Sports.

That's easy enough to deal with here as Australia Post offer prepaid credit cards. https://auspost.com.au/money-insurance/prepaid-cards

I'd be complaining to your VPN supplier that they are rubbish if that is the case. Also maybe set it to somewhere like Canberra or even Wagga Wagga (yes that is a place) because obviously every cunt sets theirs to Sydney.

Fucking moron, like anyone in Australia knows how to commentate on football! They'd all be wondering why Dazza hasn't picked up the ball and run with it.

If you can organise a VPN for Australia, you can get every PL game plus La Liga, Euro matches and J-League, in HD from Optus for $170 Australian pesos, roughly £80 plus VPN.

Says the man who shares music taste with CT! Maybe you can mime away to Ah Ha together later?

Nick should never have given up smack, you can take your bad seeds, your grinderman and smoke it in your crack pipe - The Birthday Party is the only decent Nick Cave.

FYI @BlastronautWor Renton, like Hitchcock has a bit of a seagull phobia.

So the Heron Foods > Lidl > Sainsbury's shopping tree of football players?

We Own This City - David Simon's latest about Baltimore Cops, only a couple an episodes in but it's decent, similar to The Wire but different.

Looks like Bob was in good form. I've never seen him do a solo show, positive I saw Sugar back in the day but think that is the only time I've seen him. If J Mascis ever does a solo show near you I highly recommend going.

Bastard! Hope you lost money on that. TBH I hate our current national team manager more than the currently darling of Celtic, he's a useless cunt who's only plan is to out bore the opposition. I couldn't even be arsed to get up and watch the game and then skimmed through the replay so I didn't have to watch the dirge they call football. Interesting that they played this game in the one of the same stadiums that were going to be too hot to play in next month! #sportswashing #laundrywashing #scrotwashing #fuckoff

For Andrew and Kitman that has a whole different meaning.

Who was it on here that had the thing for symetrical titties? Fucking weirdo!