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And it's all over in 30 minutes! Those Germans like things done quick (or is that just efficient?!??)

I'd possibly agree with you but keeping is actually not one place that is lacking in our shoddy national league.

Dan doesn't count, he's only a bairn and that's why he's at Gateshead on loan.

Why is big Joelinton wearing his sister's shorts? Also when we play teams like Gateshead why don't we giving them a goalkeeper so there is at least a shot stopper their equal, poor Gateshead keeper looked like that 13 year old again Owen.

It was this weird arse American comedy from the 1960s set in the 1860s Wild West. About as funny as stubbing your toe but I remember as a kid, it was on afternoon TV along with things like the Brady Bunch and The Beverly Hillbillies. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F_Troop

F Troop, Larry Storch, fuck would have thought he'd been dead for years.

Likes a bacon butty, when cabbage doesn't eat them all.

Should have went last season, he'd be back in the PL if they of had someone who could finish. And so he heads to the land of Cabbage once more?!??

You sick bastard! Plasterer’s radio tbh.

The fucking worst, they will be lucky to get a point. Arnold's tactic of hang out for a draw and win it on penalties won't work in the group stage, useless cunt he is.

When did Charlotte get a hair cut???

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vurnon_Anita

Don't care what the rest of you say but there would be so much body fluid from the both of us (especially if she kept that Bruno t-shirt on), we'd fill her boots anarl!

Is it just me or are others unenthused by this year's world cup? Between 1974 and 2006 my country didn't even qualify, but every world cup from 1978 I've looked forward to and watched as much as possible. But this year, even with a terrible Australian team qualified, I'm struggling to give a fuck. Anyone else feel like this?

World gone mad this shite, obviously if you sepcifically want to be referred to by a pronoun that isn't obvious or is important to you but FFS most people struggle to remember other's names. Let's just start with; "Hi my name is Renton, I like to be referred to as Renton, not Rents, Rennie, Reno, Tons, just fucking Renton, that way there is no need to refer to me as a pronoun."

@Monkeys Fist one for you and the shed Gazza - she has a bit of the Selma about her. Enjoy mate.

What a day for noise music! If anyone was into Godflesh, this is a project Justin Broadrick is involved in. His band Jesu is interesting if you like a bit of shoegaze with your post-metal aka slowcore.

And VBoy have got a new album.

You lucky bastards, they're doing a show in Glasgow in November! And this is fuck off impressive!

Spray bottle guy is just slightly out of time that it ruins the whole piece, shame as the guy on the bass pedals and uke is killing it. @Gemmill I found something in the same vein you might like? Anyone seen Swans in concert. Amazing, ear bleeding experience, the loudest band I've ever seen. First time I saw them they had just released this album (The Seer), so imagine what it was like in a mid size venue at extreme volume. Ended up paying $5 ofr industrial foam type ear plugs from the merch stand, they must have made a fortune on them that night.

Never understood why this cunt has gotten so many clean slates. Rafa had him sussed. As for Lascelles, sorry but time to move him on. We'd be better off blooding some of the young'uns if we get that desperate. The captaincy needs to go the Trips this season and nice guy or not, Jamal is worth more now than after 12 months of him sitting on the bench.

Probably because it's bollocks that Citeh are interested, plus it's not as if Jesus has good things to say about playing for Pep.

Can we not send the U23s, with this lot, off for a game against the "Embassy" 11? Watch these cunts beg to sign for a championship club when they are told they're in the team!

Don't you be dishing young Charlotte, if she's not good with numbers you might be able to convince her 7" is 10" or in Gemmill's case 2" is 4"!