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Used to get them at School. Called them Monster Eggs. So they shall remain. Fucking rancid.

Beautiful alliteraton, Scott.

Portugese bloke looks like a failed try-out for Eiffel 65 like!

Both crap journeys for me, and long, so usually fill the void with a good drinkathon! If I remember, I'll keep an eye out for you!

Bet you were chuffed when they got promoted then!

Lose the 'C' and you're there. 136286[/snapback]

They were running this story on SSN before, and after they'd said Milan had said they should be stripped of thier titles, they had this fan on standing outside the ground. When asked about the situation, he said.. 'They should be made to go to work, and dig the ground.'

date-rapist tbh. 136216[/snapback] 136218[/snapback] There's a bat trying to land on your foreheed.

Loves flaunting it with his shirt unbuttoned in the carling academy on sat neet 136250[/snapback] You little goyt! It was like a sauna in there and you know it.

Pre-empting it already Luke? 136241[/snapback] I quoted Thompson and I didn't mean to. I'm inncoent me, like.

5' 8'' 16.5 stone. Fuck off.

Washing, Ironing, Food and Entertainment, actually. 136044[/snapback] Well you can go without a shag but i'm not 136045[/snapback] Comes (!) under entertainment.

Washing, Ironing, Food and Entertainment, actually.

Allegedly, when Les scored his 'assist' he was supposed to have gone down. Cue Shearer coming on to take a pen and make it 2-2. Not coming on to make it 3-2. Couple of Celtic fans last night weren't too chuffed with that.

Phiiiillips kids have got a fuckin' makin heed, a fuckin' makin heed, a fuckin' makin heed..

Ahh, don't go huffy man, I'm only kidding.

You've got the perfect motivation tool for keeping the weight off anyway mate, a bit of meat on your face and you'd look even more like Boris Johnson.

Just allow for weight gain as it might affect your baggage allowance on the flight home. Or maybe even worse, you'll have to be given the seatbelt extension! The low point in any persons life.

Tell them Paul died and left it to Andrew. That's what we did with my Uncle's so that me Dad could take over his, as it had more loyalty points on it, and we didnt want to lose it. The only difference would be that we were telling the truth, like, so if they ask you for proof of death, yer a bit fucked!

Me too. Cannit stand Spurs. Despise them and Everton.

Right, I've changed me mind. I reckon that lass in the photo is fit as fuck! Meets all my credentials. Granted, she could have 3 legs, or nee legs, but I like what I see, me!

Thank fuck for that, someone else who got that particular score.

Some of you lot are proper shady bastards like. I agree with The Mighty Hog, for the record like.

I hope no advertising companies get a hold of that!