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Crocodile Dundee.

It's a variation on Mary's Donkey.

171710[/snapback] When I was younger, I used to think it was 'Jesus Wrecked!' because of the way the bloke behind me at the match used to say it. It used to make me imagine Jesus swinging his cross around and twatting Romans over in a filthy mood.

Scum was on M & M last night like. They'd never get away with releasing a film like that now.

I've never been able to explain mine like. *touchwood* it's been a while, but they used to be awful. Get the whole eye bit, that would go, then I'd get the fucking worst heedache ever, then I'd have to go to bed, as I'd be voilently sick for the next few hours, with sleep rests in between. On a couple of occasions I was completely numb aswell, felt paralysed.

Sturn Rurses.

Water. Get out of it, I'd collapse! Spaghetti bolognese.

I half expected someone to do that to be honest.

We lay upon the grassy bank, My hands were all a-quivver, I slowly undid your suspender belt, And your leg fell in the river. Mr P. McCartney - Ode to Heather

What little cred you had vanished into the ether when you admitted you'd do Jade Goody. 138469[/snapback] He fucking what!?

Washing, Ironing, Food and Entertainment, actually. 136044[/snapback] Well you can go without a shag but i'm not 136045[/snapback] Comes (!) under entertainment.

Washing, Ironing, Food and Entertainment, actually.

Editors - The Back Room

The first and last names are genuine, though I've obviously no way of verifying more than that. Anyone fancy calling Newcastle Council? Best one I ever heard was Brida Pidgeon, parents must have been proper piss-takers. How the fuck do you spell Brida, Breeda, Breda...? 127879[/snapback] Fuck naas, but they could have made your life easier and called her Freda.

The sign of a healthy lump of thread.

Bladder Stones?

Shame like, he was an entertaining bloke.

Whey, there's yer answer ginge..

This travel guide popped it's clogs in December 2007.

AFRICAN CUP OF NATIONS SCORE UPDATE: Egypt 8 Ethiopia Didn't. Reports from Manchester City this evening are that David James has been axed. A statement from Joey Barton and his Family said 'IT'S GOT FUCK ALL TO DO WITH US THIS TIME!'

You may aswell just give it straight to me to be honest.

Probably should have guessed that one, but have a Nonetheless.

I cannit be arsed to check, just dee it man.

Well that wasn't very clever was it! What a waste. Anyway, less talk, more por..photos peeps.

Which one? There's a song called Gunshot to the head which is canny, it's on the Ascendancy album. Currently: Tears for fears - Everybody wants to rule the world.