Gejon

New word learnt, tedious

Please tell me that was Melissa Theuriau and if so is it on youtube yet? Thought I was done after knocking one (two) out over the Middleton sisters but if Theuriau is creaming herself I can manage another one.

Here we go

Jesus wept again! Jesus, jesus, jesus wept!

Think SWP isn't anything like the player he was. Would rather gamble on a youngster.

I want the designer vibrator.

My experience tells me that when you buy a wow-signing, it doesn't improve the team at all, but turnst the club into a vehicle for the signing, rather than a club in its own right. There are exceptions, but I think what I say is the rule rather than the exception. And when we bought Keegan as a player. it took two years before we were promoted, and it was every bit as much thanks to Beardsley and Waddle, as it was to Keegan. So to avoid a "wow" signing not working out we should just buy shit players? Fucking hell

Most will have been to less than that. "Spain, Greece, Turkey" and that's it. My mates fatha has been abroad every year for 35 years, you'd think fuck me he could give Alan Whicker a run for his money, but no, 35 times he's been to Benidorm, "cos the beers cheap". I have travelled through a couple of countries in Europe but didn't add them, still wouldn't have made much of a difference. It sounds stupid but it's only until I did that I realised just how much I haven't seen, only been to Europe and America!

5%

aye, bad decision, but a sense of humour ? At least he admits it, what a shame Mike Ashley hasn't got one. These things happen. It only shows how luck plays a part, if Alex Ferguson hadn't agreed the contract with ManU, he would have been appointed instead of Dalglish [who also had as good a record as Ferguson at that time]. If you read Alex Fergusons book, he says he had 3 possible clubs to go to at that time, when he wasn't happy with ManU's new contract offer, 2 were foreign, the other was a major premiership club. As I said, I have known for years that that club was NUFC but it was obviously not to be put across internet message boards !!!!! Of course you did well, I just knew someone would say it.......however, its true. I know someone who worked at the club back then. I don't give a shit if you believe me or not. I believe that even less

Well made me laugh anyway brilliant.

I think they must have changed the options after I voted

Not yet then. Edit: Fuckin Steve

No quotes.

Or he could be about to sign a long term contract and wants to buy a something more permanent?

He is definitely a better PL player than Routledge and I could see him signing. I can also see us signing Ireland although I am not sure that's a good idea, I think he is a good player when his head is right but he plays his best football in the same floating role Ben Arfa will occupy and we have seen Ireland goes off the rails when he isn't made to feel wanted. We seem to be scouting France a fair bit (at least linked to a lot of players over there and had glowing reports for our treatment of HBA) so think a striker may be signed from there. Realistically we won't be spending a whole lot of money, I am certain we won't be spending all the Carroll money anyway. Therefore I would be 'happy' with: Competition for Simpson, maybe Clyne? Talented young player at a club with a lot of money worries so I doubt he would cost much, also can cover left back. Another centre back, would love an absolute beast to go alongside Colo but that would probably cost a lot of money. I am sure there is a bargain to be had if the scouting network is right. Unless Enrique goes and I think I am one of the few not in the 'nailed on!' camp then I am happy with Kadar, Clyne or Ferguson being back up. Right midfield - See above re Barton, I would get Larsson in as competition. Centre midfield - Fairly happpy with Tiote, Nolan, Gosling, Guthrie although I think we could do with another more defensive minded player in Tiote's absense. Left wing - Jonas and wouldn't mind a punt on Sinclair at Swansea, looks a talented young player and pretty quick. Up front - HBA will be playing off the forward, as said I think we will sign Ireland to compete with him. I can see a quality big man coming from abroad. Then we have Best, Shola, Ranger (hopefully out on loan) and Loven won't be going anywhere so he will be a last resort. Maybe £20m-£25m, so maybe a bit too optimistic in the end Edit: Demba Ba might be worth a shot too, club obviously want to sell and he has done well at a struggling side, just concerned about his knees.

Where abouts?

Happy Birthday.

Not as everyday headgear I shouldn't think so. Just ever?

People don't actually where a fez do they? Honestly?

Ouch! Plenty more fish and all that.

I saw a big (700ml) bottle of Stella in my local shop with a champagne still cork, was about £3 too

No fez is cool.

aye, bad decision, but a sense of humour ? At least he admits it, what a shame Mike Ashley hasn't got one. These things happen. It only shows how luck plays a part, if Alex Ferguson hadn't agreed the contract with ManU, he would have been appointed instead of Dalglish [who also had as good a record as Ferguson at that time]. If you read Alex Fergusons book, he says he had 3 possible clubs to go to at that time, when he wasn't happy with ManU's new contract offer, 2 were foreign, the other was a major premiership club. As I said, I have known for years that that club was NUFC but it was obviously not to be put across internet message boards !!!!! Of course you did