Gejon

Where was the keeper? I could kick a ball straight for 70 yards!

Butch lesbian, probably from or has links to Hartlepool.

Supporting my motherland, Turkey.

Its Jonathan.

I take offence to that. It's Jon.

I will be dying my hair when I start going grey. Not long now either

Lefty and righty? Still saving up for the operation that gets mouthy involved. Just buy some lipstick and draw around the inside of your thumb and pointer finger. We have an expert here. Any more tips going for free?

Lefty and righty? Still saving up for the operation that gets mouthy involved.

I have/had some that have lasted for years with no problems at all.

Ooooohhhhh behave!

Ah right, I wonder where this thread is heading

Carry on losing top players?

i think he will get more consistent tbh , he's played far to many games these past few season , and the only thing the lad lacks for me is that final ball . Isn't the fastest either tbf but the lad is only 22 and has already been one of if not the player of the season for two midtable premiership clubs. Works his arse off and is versatile, also doesn't hide against the big clubs.

You can't have it both ways, Torres hasn't really done that much wrong & if he was banned for pretty much nothing what does that say about the board? As soon as any punishment is implemented to any degree people start posting shite like 'power mad LOLZ' which is really funny and original. The reason Toontastic is popular at all is because we don't employ draconian policy when looking after the board. I get complaints when I bump a thread for fucks sake. So to ban someone who hasn't done anything wrong is daft as owt. Triggy was banned for being quite offensive to Johnny and on the wind up. RICO was banned for racism. People want it both ways & that simply can't be done without a series of contradictions and double standards which again leads to arguments. You have to try pretty hard to get banned round here although some people have been stupid enough to manage it. We simply don't have enough traffic to be choosey. Way to make me feel special cockbiscuit!

We won't sign 3 midfielders so if we sell him we will leave the squad short and there would be more chance of playing Duff. KAPOOOW!!

We simply aren't in a position to get rid. At the least he makes a good squad player and it would just be another hole in the squad to fill. Keegan is talking about bringing in 3-4 players so getting rid of Milner would be moronic.

The only one building up the whole "villain" thing is Fop. He likes to think he is that interesting.

This story is more than likely a huge pile of shite but I reckon (educated guess) that N'Zogbia is an up his own arse little twat.

How did someone so obviously stupid manage to get hold of that sort of money?

Ok I haven't heard of that drug before but it sounds like the worst thing ever "Yeah lets take that drug that makes me so paranoid I think grass will eat me or Santa will blow me up"

Will see how he performs before judging him. Its not like they can't afford it.

Mate was on pills on our little holiday over the weekend. Was getting too paranoid at points and then I am pretty sure he was trying it on with me

Are Ashley and Mort to blame for us not being near the top 4 at the moment? We would need backing a hell of a lot more than we ever had before to catch them now and its not just them, a lot of teams have a lot of money these days (Spurs, Pompey, Villa, Manchester City etc..).

The comments about us breaking into the top 4? Probably because they will all spend as much as us and are already a lot better off than us at the moment.

Riise is absolute shit but would fill our "top 4 reject" quota. Can we fill that with SWP instead please? If not I would think about Crouch.