Gejon

Stop putting it in your eyes then woman!

"I hope you werent planning on using the toaster tonight"

See you there then, Mancy. Does that mean you're coming to? Are the NO lot going to announce their plans in public this time or is it all going to be secret squirrel stuff until the day before like last time? I could be in attendence, does that mean you will bottle it again? No I'll be there poofter boy. You'll be in the presence of internet greatness. You wont be saying that when I will in all 5ft 10 of me with my man bag proudly by my side and my freshly "styled" hair

Milner, doesn't get the credit he deserves sometimes. Not just for his good performances (sometimes excellent) but for his general attitude and the way he has always given his all despite being treated like shit!

See you there then, Mancy. Does that mean you're coming to? Are the NO lot going to announce their plans in public this time or is it all going to be secret squirrel stuff until the day before like last time? I could be in attendence, does that mean you will bottle it again?

See you there then, Mancy.

Fop reminds me of HTL (he probably slates Shepherd in the Newcastle forum now )

Happy birthday you moody bastard. TBH.

I knew that sounded familiar

Is the light always on? That would piss me off like. Can't really remember but I do remember it being surprisingly warm which didn't go well with my hangover! They also asked if I needed drugs or alcohol counselling which I agreed to, when I got out of the cell and the women asked me what problems I had I told her I just asked for it to get out of the cell and the bitch sent me straight back!

I was a little pissed off by the comment but I was 17 at the time so it was quite "cool" to tell my mates I had been in a cell all night. Would be fucking raging if it happened to me now!

I got arrested, stuck in a cell for 11 hours and when they finally watched the CCTV and realised it wasn't me they told me to stay out of trouble as they let me out. Now THATS taking the piss!

Ever been caught dogging Thompers?

Got caught doing "stuff" with a lass behind a theatre by the police. She was more embarrased than me though. I am a bit of a minger.

Australia still has plenty of room, its not cold but its far enough away.

Nicholson is the Joker! Buscemi would have been class though

I've never called you a twat. Trying to make people feel a bit more sorry for me.

I am a victim, if Isegrim ever responds to one of my posts its to tell me I am wrong or stupid or a twat

Nancy wins.

Ashamed to say I had a little chuckle "SHORT AND STUMPY!"

Was quite funny when they went back to the studio with the fake "yes she did very good, well done"

So the idea is to put lion shit in your garden to stop the cat shit? hmmmmm

Didn't have you pegged as one of those Gemmill, at least you admit it though.

Yeah but you think animal testing should be done on people with downs...