Gejon

Can we have a warning when someone posts something with Kelly Osbourne in it? Nearly had to pay out for a new monitor this close to xmas!

Bird from Greenwing?

I wrapped my secret santa in the toilet at work Merry xmas, oh and mind the piss on the paper

Doesn't do anything to dispel the cockney hom rumours Jon. I wasn't a fucking figure skater

Havent been for about 10 years but used to be really good, worked as an ice marshall for a bit. Have to do it again soon.

Did mine yesterday, forgot how shite wrapping presents is

Mary Ex Miss

Food poisoning apparently.

Was just about to mention that

Ok can I stop you there tin tin, your language is atrocious, me and my mate didnt need to hear that

Tried it but can't concentrate this morning.

ah sorry to hear that.

Not with pud then or do i have the wrong lass? No you got the right lass, but Pud and TL is so last year. 2005!?

Not with pud then or do i have the wrong lass?

Harsh

Where is Pud to keep you warm?

im hammmered!

Not even two weeks Gemmill. I'm a teacher. Broke up Wed and back on the 4th of Jan. How shit is that? Broke up yesterday and back on the 28th so go touch yourself! Feel Christmassy though

Margaret McDonald? She was the one with a hairy chest at wor school.

Its fair enough pointing out the link and yes, I agree that they would be less vulnerable if they werent doing that however now that you're aware of it, count up how often the word appears in the news stories tonight. Aye fair enough.

I don't see the problem with "5 prostitutes" If 5 call centre workers were killed in seperate incidents i bet they would highlight the pattern aswell. Also if they werent prostitutes they wouldn't have been murdered to its a relevant fact is it not?

shhhhh dont tell him Ahhh I get ya not really his fault for flaking out though.

Special school tbh!

Don't worry, she wont be looking down. Just at the ceiling in wonderment. If you flake out as easily tonight as you did on Saturday then the short arsed, half fingered limping waiter may get more than a tip off your lass when he delivers the Moet You shagged Manc?