Gejon

This thead could spawn its own tv series I reckon

Durham?

Pretty logical is it not?

This year i'm serioulsy contemplating it. are you restricted to buying gadgety presents or did you risk getting any clothes etc too? Think I just got clothes, dvd's, games and a crayola set

Thats the answer.

This year

Some of it was hers as well. Fucking joke and no mistake.

Sorry if this has been posted before, not reading the whole thread again: Little girl walks into the bathroom where her mother is in the bath, she points to her vagina and says "mummy whats that?" her mother replies "its a vagina, you will get one when your older" The little girl goes downstairs and walks into the toilet where her father is having a piss, she says "daddy, whats that?" her father replies "its a penis, you will get one in about 20mins when your mother goes out" Horse walks into a bar, barman says why the long face? Horse says, "just found out I've got aids"

Some perverts are rich?

Was probably the best thread ever to find the internet last time

Using t'internet.. The missus won't let him have a PC in the house.

Whats SO doing in a library?

Had mine last night and not feeling too rosey, don't think I did anything I need to worry about Monday really

Funny funny thread, poor lads devastated!

righto

Can't say the suicide thread put much of a spring in my step tbh!

You wouldn't fit in that thing Pud!

I still say Boris

He really is Boris!

Ever thought you're just not a very good mate. Considering most people that seem to know you want to end it all?

I'd just like to point out, as I thought I had earlier, that the whole Enrique Iglesias thing was an in joke between the lass in question and myself. Had I put the effort in, I would have done more than pull a beanie hat over my massive fucking head. In hindsight, I shouldn't have posted that when I was drunk, but AT LEAST I didn't get up there and sing something by Bowling For Soup. At any point in the evening did she say "Brock, the joke's gone too far."? I'm thinking specifically of the exact moment when you dragged her up on stage to serenade her with one of his songs, you pillock! It fucking worked though! Must've been the latin touch. Rohypnol doesn't sound very latin to me

Where did I defend him?? What was it you read btw?

I was gonna say, I don't post that often on here these days but I have no doubt at all in my mind it wasn't to take the p*ss out of himself! The fact that his lass dressed up as someone from the OC pretty much confirms this! I got a fancy dress party next year, pretty sure im not gonna go as some cunt like Dawson from the show of the same name Might go as Chico though.......

anyone else expecting ...the clap! ???