Gejon

Phew!

Said that he did donate and that in not admitting it there've been more donations than if he had admitted it. What a cunt, hope someone kicks the fuck out of him.

Can you imagine it, the UEFA cup final (or whatever it's called now) and half our team can't go because of some fuck up

We won't sign two forwards and to be honest I would rather one forward and one defender.

This has made the Chronicle front page and a bit inside Images 'borrowed' from Sned on Toontastic -

After looking at one in the shop today that photo is wrong, it doesn't have a slide out keyboard. I got the Desire S. To be honest I am not an expert on phones and think the I-Phone would be wasted on me. I have the HTC magic at the moment and it was perfect for what I needed so just assume this will be an improved version of that.

Totally disagree. In their respective primes they were both different players, but Owen was without a doubt world class. Got to disagree, for example Henry was world class, not just because he scored more consistently but because he also played a massive part in Arsenal's game in other parts. Owen was a fantastic finisher and very early on in his career his pace was fantastic but world class? Never, ever.

Brilliant if not remotely surprising, I imagine every morning is "Ok, let's see what I posted last night". Drunken old fool.

How the fuck is Sunderland a city?

Deadman is definitely the nicest poster on here, gets so much shit but carries on.

Did Cisse also open a shop in the bridges btw? A strange one that.

15 years ago, someone smashed a phone box. You forget to mention the glass on the old undergrounds bogs got a hammering too. Give him a break, 15 years ago is practically in the future given the straws they usually clutch.

Oh right sorry, I thought our champions league ambitions ended as soon as Ashley took over. I must have been wrong.

Enrique has ambitions of Champions League, unfortunately those ambitions ended in 2004 when Mike Ashley took over.

Seriously though songbird, you know how insignificant your club is don't you? To be fair I would be bitter if everything about my rivals was so much better. Do most of your players still live in Newcastle btw? When on holiday do you find yourself saying "near Newcastle" a lot? Or like your team, do you not have much experience of travelling?

Bellamy was a lot closer to world class than Owen, I said the same before we signed Owen too. Owen was a world class finisher at his peak but a world class player doesn't only contibute one thing to a team and Bellamy contributed a hell of a lot.

You genuinely need help Leazes, for some reason I hadn't seen the film Rain Man until recently. The way he kept repeating the same thing over and over again, I honestly thought of you (honestly, I really did). How good are you at counting cards? Fancy going to a casino?

69% of QPR is worth £100m? I know it's London but fucking hell, surely that's a little optimistic.

The wink is very telling.

Aye ye reet been to Elland Road loads of times, they're fuck all like us, they'll actively go looking for it. They absolutely hate us as well, probably second behind Man Utd, and are utterly convinced they're at least as a big club and support as we are. Probably the biggest delusion in football. Good job Leeds wasn't on a Friday night, because it would've been carnage. It's always the same in summer there are far far more offs no one can be arsed to fight in the winter, most the big wars start in summer time. Always found yous to be very very very similar supporters...the whole bigger than you are arrogant type (at least they achieved stuff lol) And i dont think they hate newcastle more than Sunderland (or is that more self importance tripe ??) "lol" They've achieved almost half of what we have over our history you mackem scruff. Of course they hate Newcastle more than Sunderland you don't register on their radar or anyone elses for that matter. Why do that. In our lifetimes no club being relegated has had ANYWHERE near as much hatred and ridicule directed towards them on a national basis as Newcastle that day at Villa Park. Am proud we're hated because it shows you exist. Next time you go down you'll trundle off without a murmur, the odd "they did well to stay up for eight seasons" because no one cares, and the thing that must really hurt you the most if you have a clue that is, is that you know for a fact this whole paragraph is all true. The queston that you need to ask though is why ??? Why was there so much joy at the jordie boys being relagated ??? was it the plain and simple fact that the whinging and boycoutting made the club a laughing stock ?? newcastle are a big club just like Sunderland but we have more class ....fact !!!! I love this idea that Sunderland have class, can you explain this to me please? Obviously having put "fact" at the end means it's definitely true but I just want to know about this class thing. To be honest, I thought to you lot class was just that thing you never went to so I am quite interested that you seem to have evolved enough to use this word in more than one context.

They managed to borrow enough money at 29.9% APR to pay Seth Johnson his wages, what more do you want Tom?

It's true though, outside of your shit hole and Newcastle who the fuck even acknowledges Sunderland? Who are Sunderland?

No one, unless that Cwarr07 or whatever he is called has signed up.