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Lazarus

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  1. Lazarus

    Dexter

    ive got his downloaded ready to watch but i'm currently watching 'the adventures of brisco county jnr'
  2. must admit i always liked hughes - not a brilliant defender but prtty good i thought. seemed to go about his job as quietly and professionally as possible.
  3. Size 18 arse then.......... thats huuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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    Postal Strikes

    Working for the dwp, weve had loads of problems with the various postal systems around the world and (despite its problems) royal mail is actually pretty good. Can you imagine a postal system where your local postbox is emptied once a week or less !?!?!?!
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    Postal Strikes

    I'm waiting for my new plasma - better fucking hurry up.
  6. if I've no opinioned anyone I shouldn't have I'm sorry, but I generally go off someones avatar rather than their name.
  7. Where the fook have you been like???? and dont say work young lady! Probably been to the fridge to get another cold one....
  8. http://www.28dayslater.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=15698 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoria_Tunnel_%28Newcastle%29 http://sine.ncl.ac.uk/learning_journeys/ge...amp;ljslideid=2 http://www.bpears.org.uk/Albums/VictoriaTunnel/index.html http://www.victoriatunnel.info/Index.html
  9. Heres a few pics.... http://www.celebs.me.uk/viewtopic.php?t=25315
  10. "Glasgow v America Imagine if Saturday events had happened in a US airport compared to Glasgow Eyewitness accounts. America “Oh my God! there was a man on fire,he was running about,I just ran for my life.I thought i was gonna die,he got so close to me" Glasgow “twat wis running aboot on fire,so a ran up n gave him a good boot, then decked him" America “I just wanna get home,away from here.I just wanna get home,I thought I was gonna die" Glasgow “Here shug,am no leaving here till am oan a ******* plane!" America "there was pandemonium,people were running in all directions,we didn't know what was happening,I thought I was gonna die" Glasgow "**** this fir a kerry oan,moan we’ll get a pint in” America “We thought he was gonna blow us all up he had a gas canister,and was trying to get into his trunk,I thought we were gonna die,I just ran for my life" Glasgow "a swaggered by the motor that wis on fire,and the dafty couldnae even open his boot,he wis in fire annaw so a ran up n gave him a good boot to the baws" America “there was this huge explosion,it sounded like war,i thought i was gonna die" Glasgow "There wis a bang,yi know when yi throw BO basher intae a fire it wis like that" America "i'm too traumatised even to speak,I thought I was gonna die" Glasgow "here mate,gies 2 minutes till a phone ma auld dear,if am gonna be oan the telly a want her tae tape it" Finally, two quotes from an eye-witness.........John Smeaton (these are real) John just surpassed himself on the National ITV news. The interviewer asked "What message do you have for the bombers" - he replied "This is Glasgow we'll just set about you" John did an interview on CNN and they asked how he restrained the guy and he said "me and other folk were just tryin 2 get the boot in and some other guy banjoed him" ! Mr Smeaton - Local Hero"
  11. Cleans up the shite on your pc http://www.ccleaner.com/ Perfect Disk (defragger) http://www.raxco.com/products/perfectdisk2k/ NOD32 (Anti Virus) http://www.eset.com/ XP Smoker (Tweaks your OS to give it extra oomph) http://www.xp-smoker.com/ Windows Server 2003 (Just like XP but stable) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_Server_2003 This is now my OS of choice. I'd also recommend looking at the TinyXP versions of XP - theres also stripped down versions of Vista, Office and Server2003. Best for those serious gamers (where every mb of ram and clock cycle counts) and those with systems whose specs arnt that great. XP can run on 40mb of ram, beieve it or not!).
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    Pop Up Blocker.

    Run adaware, spybot et cetc etc and do a full system virus scan. Then switch to firefox.
  13. To be fair i don't think she's had any done. She used to get in the bar where i drink before she was famous and i have to say she was fucking stunning then. I mean I know it's not hard to stand out in Byker or Walker but she shone. I reckon shes had her tits done and shes deffo had her wonky teeth fixed.
  14. I always thought the surgery enhanced slut was from heaton for some reason....
  15. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bK63uSTTNs
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