Lazarus

Swiped from the liverpool forum mentioned above

In what way?

i sure i heard that when we sounded out campbell last season he said there was no way he would move up to the north east. cant see that changing tbh. (though i'd jizz myself if he signed).

Cant for the life of me remember the first mobile i saw - but i got my first one when orange introduced the 'everyday 50' tariff. 50 mins, off peak, to any orange mobile or landline - every single day - for £15 per month. Brilliant.

der der der can touch me

Your stomach cramps up..... Your not sure whether to go to the toilet 'just in case'..... Your thinking anyone caught 'downwind' from the blast will have severe breathing difficulties.... and when it comes out....... ....its nothing more than a feeble squeak. Never has this smilie been more appropriate

bad football results

yeah i do - i also go to a local cobblers to get the heels and soles replaced when theyve worn down.

No its not - its Lawrence Tureaud you twat!

Hasnt she retired from singing every year for the last decade or so? Wonder what makes her change her mind?

Is that even possible?

Owen up front from the start?

Does the 21 still stop by your hoose indeed it does sir! anyway - what do you reckon to these new 'beige' buses weve now got ?

Yeah we know

Me Toes Tables n chairs in the Trent dainty toffee jars of sherbert triangular sweet packets park drive tabs ace lager tartan beer welders flashes front doors left open placa world cup balls (unless under the coast road flyover ) poodles When was the last time you saw your pecker shinty?

That websites a fucking mess - and it was designed by a woman. Coincidence?

I'd tell her to do the decent thing and dump him. Doesnt have to tell him tbh.

Wonderhow many times he mentions lee clark in his songs?

Come on and rock me Amadeus! Ive still got a 7" copy of that.

I saw her only last week. Can't for the life of me remember where though. On telly ?

Fistful of dollars and fistful of dynamite. bit of a western theme tonight!

neil and christine hamilton?