TheMoog

Ranger's a bit like Lomana Lua Lua for me, gives the impression and possibly has the potential at first look, is a bit tricky, but in the long run doesn't look like he can be arsed to apply himself.

Sooooo difficult that one. I'm in the camp that thinks another relegation would destroy us, however any prospect of the evil fat one fucking off does have it's appeal. I'm afraid I'd have to abstain at this time because at the moment I really can't decide what's worse for the club.

Agree with this tbh.

What's with this sudden influx of new forum posters?

Does she even wear any? I'd think they'd be too much of a hinderance to someone like her.

Carroll wouldn't have been playing anyway Its the negative affect it's had on the whole team though. Best, Shola, Ranger previous only had to up their game for a few weeks until Carroll return. Its a different thing altogether the be the main source of goals. People underestimate that and Carroll shouldered it very well. With Carroll we had optimism and a player who genuinely put fear into the opposition because he was a real threat. Now, we are going to have to rely on Barton & Nolan to score every chance they get 'cos we'll get fuck all out of Best & Ranger. Lovelyhands is a support striker / impact sub at best and always has been. Even without Strolla getting injured we were in a weakened position. Now though, we are Royally Fucked. I don't know, I mean I'd expect there to be a downer on the team after selling Carroll but I'd say tonight's shit display was as much to do with dodgy tactics employed and no decent toughened midfield orchestrator (Tiote, for example).

Williamson is having a shitter tbh

Need the yellow shirt back

Carroll wouldn't have been playing anyway

Duff... fuckin hell, really? How is it that players that are shit when they're at Newcastle always end up coming back with a different team and scoring against us?

His head litrally began to implode at the thought of it!

Anyone got a little river they can pm me please? mine's gone down.

It'll be 3 years, he can buy himself out for £9.75 million then under that former Hearts player rule. Would be hilarious, the Scousers would be seething

Does this take in to account wages of players already at the club and how much will go towards their costs between now and the summer? Or is that throwing another spanner in the works?

Jeez

Charming man that Derek Llambias.... He said that? Really? says it all, doesn't it? I don't think Al is some kind of God at all, but do wonder how a man can be blamed for relegating a club in seven games. The regime were responsible for relegation and for this utter fucking cretin to suggest otherwise seriously gets my urine bubbling over. I don't think I've ever held anyone in charge at NUFC in more contempt than Llambias, and that's no mean feat, he is the Goebbels of NUFC but not as talented. Personally I hold Llambias in more contempt than I do Ashley. Me too, if Ashley got shot of him and brought in someone either more fan friendly or knowledgeable about football I'd feel a lot less hatred towards the fat man.

It's difficult for me, in a normal football club £35m would be too good to turn down for a player who's only been a first team regular for 18 months (12 of which were in the Championship). IF the money is reinvested properly then it's a good move imo, however the likelihood is it'll just go towards Ashley's continued raping of the club.

For me its now all about the summer. It we dont spend a lot then we finally will have no doubt about his intentions. To be fair there's only you and Skidmark that don't see the guy for what he is. I disagree. I think there was quite a few on this forum who were starting to believe that with the likes of Tiote and Ben Arfa, getting contracts for the likes of Carrol sorted out, that we were on the up and heading in the right direction. The progress since relegation would never satisfy the likes of Leazes, but I think a lot of Ashley haters still had some belief creaping in that the club was heading in the right direction. Carrols sale has stalled that belief for me, which is why I say the summer spending bill will be make or break. I can't deny there's been a couple of potentially good moves like the ones you've mentioned, but sadly the rest of the shit outweighs any good gestures for me. Imo they are more likely distractions to paper over the mulitple cracks. A leopard never changes his spots and Ashley has been proven to be a lying bastard in the past - I could be tempted to give Ashley some breathing room to do the right thing but he continues to surround himself with scrotums like Llambias who really bring nothing to the club but disruption and aggrovation.

Charming man that Derek Llambias.... How can this odious turd be allowed anywhere near our club when he comes out with stuff that makes me feel like this?... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bkaVndO0yg

For me its now all about the summer. It we dont spend a lot then we finally will have no doubt about his intentions. To be fair there's only you and Skidmark that don't see the guy for what he is.

His advisor would to busy wanking into a bag of cash to worry what the fans would be thinking Seriously though. Andy Carroll's stock with NUFC fans is of zero concern to Carroll's advisors. its also of zero stock to Andy Carroll With the sort of money being talked about why would he give a shit?

I doubt he's thought that far ahead. He probably doesn't think further than the end of his cock actually. Judging by the look of previous conquests I'm not even sure he was capable of thinking that far ahead

Apparently contracts don't mean shit anyways if the right money comes in

On a side note, fancy being hated within your home town so much that you'll struggle to return there from that point onwards without getting grief should you decide to go out of an evening... knowing you're despised by people you grew up around who you'd have been able to class as friends... don't think I'd want to do that... ... well, not without getting a hefty amount of cash to compensate

The best and to the point post I've read since this all kicked off.