TheMoog

What's going on with Simpson's haircut?

I'll say one thing about Pardew, at least he shows some emotion towards the game. There's far too many managers these days that just sit there, even when there team scores.

Nolaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!! We love your chicken dance!

Webb's being a twat as usual, something makes me think he doesn't like us.

Could Owen make himself any more hated by the populace of Newcastle?

Webb's looking for a knighthood. Webb has a giant testicle for a head

Walked off injured

I love this shit, sadly I suspect very little in the way of exciting discoveries will be made during my lifetime simply because the world has grown stale - they're too busy dicking around with wanky problems like the middle east, self gaining politcal bollocks and other waste of time, boring ass things.

I don't care, with those wangers I bet none of you would turn it down

But what's this about him having a training ground bust up and long standing feud with our very own Ben Arfa?

PMSL, you mean to say 'King' Kenny isn't doing the business for them? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Fucking scousers

Not feeling much confidence towards this match, think they'll be really fired up for it while we'll be limited to using half the usual first team along with a bunch of unmotivated wasters (just can't see them proving me wrong).

Quite looking forward to what thisGosling kid's like tbh.

we need to get this guy in ASAP, anyone heard anything lately? We certainly need to get someone in, the way things are going everyone being linked with the job seems to be distancing themselves as fast a possible... can't think why that would be though.

Fucking hell, I'm a little pissed off if the deal's been thrown by not wanting to pay him 20k p/w, that's a reasonable wage for a reasonable player imo.

We all know the FA's a bunch of clowns

Would be enjoyable if taken seriously, sadly England would probably just treat it like any other friendly. Besides which, it would end up meaning more to the other nations due to England's players being a bunch of self-centred, overpaid wanks with no interest in representing their country in international football.

yup. getting bentley would have showed more ambition if you ask me. this is typical ashley. Personally I would rather have Larsson than Bentley, Larsson's always looked commited whenever I've seen him, unlike Bentley who seems to only play when it suits him. Of the two I'd think Larsson will fit in better with the players already at the club in terms of attitude too. I'm not defending Ashley's buying policies but I much prefer us actually making the effort to look for these sorts of bargains than paying over the odds for a trophy signing that can't be arsed to play without a massive paycheck.

The Iron Giant, 1999 cartoon film adaption of Ted Hughes' novel. Watched it with the nipper as I seem to remember reading it as a kid, think I prefered the book though.

There's no need for it.

Aye, and he's the player FMA wants to sell as soon as possible...

Need the yellow kit back!

Shambles

Look out, can't have an opinion or speak up in case it offends someone - not being funny like and as much as Straw's a bit of a knobber what he's said it fact, but because it's been said about a particular group of people hell he must be an evil racist... *yawn* When will people get it in to their heads that colour/race doesn't give you immunity to criticism? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12142177

Is the sorry truth of it. Funny how we got ridiculed for being excited about Keegan coming back and all the piss-taking that came with that but nothing is said about Dalglish being out of the game for ages and returning. Would love to see a banner asking them if their next messiah is going to be Les fucking Dennis, cunts.