TheMoog

Like it Rock and roll!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12225163

The funniest thing I've read on here. 'Cucumbers, sextoys, you name it' haha I've now got this mental image that Kevin S. Assilleekunt looks like Ned Beatty...

She's probably more funny than her brother

Can only hope the rest of those dimwits actually do explode tbh.

Lol @ Bent handing in a transfer request because Villa have made an £18m bid for him

What's this about the kid's dad making him go to Newcastle's training ground this morning and apologise to Harper? A refreshing change for today's society and fair play if true.

Fuck me, more fucking jam than Hartleys them bastards - scoring an equaliser in the ninety third... NINETY FUCKING THIRD... minute of the game, three and a half minutes in to a fictional five minutes of testicle head's extra time. Fucking Webb's a mackem loving bum boy, Steve bruce must have promised him a blowjob. And the worst thing? The Mackems will treat it like a win because they now they shouldn't have got anything from the game.

Steve Bruce enjoying himself a little too much

Cheers Webb

5???

I've just not been impressed with Ranger of late, plus I'm not sure he'd have the physical presence against these dirty fuckers. I disagree entirely. Think they've gone for the better option in Lovenkrands for this match imo

I've just not been impressed with Ranger of late, plus I'm not sure he'd have the physical presence against these dirty fuckers.

How many times does Barton have to have lumps kicked out of him before the refs will do something?

Enrique for motm, could do a sub to freshen things up a bit, don't know who though.

What's going on with Simpson's haircut?

I'll say one thing about Pardew, at least he shows some emotion towards the game. There's far too many managers these days that just sit there, even when there team scores.

Nolaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!! We love your chicken dance!

Webb's being a twat as usual, something makes me think he doesn't like us.

Could Owen make himself any more hated by the populace of Newcastle?

Webb's looking for a knighthood. Webb has a giant testicle for a head

Walked off injured

I love this shit, sadly I suspect very little in the way of exciting discoveries will be made during my lifetime simply because the world has grown stale - they're too busy dicking around with wanky problems like the middle east, self gaining politcal bollocks and other waste of time, boring ass things.

I don't care, with those wangers I bet none of you would turn it down