TheMoog

Probably going through the details of Newcastle being a feeder club for Spurs with Harry

If anyone came in with £30m I'd take it, if it went towards Ashley fucking off...

It's only okay if you're one of the big boys...

Was he a hobbit then?

Personally I don't think women have any place in the men's game, there should be clear segregation between men's football and women's football... that's my own opinion though and I know it's likely unpopular with some, as well as touching on a much bigger subject of the classic divide of the sexes. I don't like Gray, not bothered about Keys but while I'm not offended by their remarks they should have known better. People do like to over-react to a bit of 'controversy', I'd still like to see Rodney Marsh and Ron Atkinson available for tv appearances to do with football.

Fraser as second choice then?

Awesome, Houses of the Holy-tastic!

Like it Rock and roll!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12225163

The funniest thing I've read on here. 'Cucumbers, sextoys, you name it' haha I've now got this mental image that Kevin S. Assilleekunt looks like Ned Beatty...

She's probably more funny than her brother

Can only hope the rest of those dimwits actually do explode tbh.

Lol @ Bent handing in a transfer request because Villa have made an £18m bid for him

What's this about the kid's dad making him go to Newcastle's training ground this morning and apologise to Harper? A refreshing change for today's society and fair play if true.

Fuck me, more fucking jam than Hartleys them bastards - scoring an equaliser in the ninety third... NINETY FUCKING THIRD... minute of the game, three and a half minutes in to a fictional five minutes of testicle head's extra time. Fucking Webb's a mackem loving bum boy, Steve bruce must have promised him a blowjob. And the worst thing? The Mackems will treat it like a win because they now they shouldn't have got anything from the game.

Steve Bruce enjoying himself a little too much

Cheers Webb

5???

I've just not been impressed with Ranger of late, plus I'm not sure he'd have the physical presence against these dirty fuckers. I disagree entirely. Think they've gone for the better option in Lovenkrands for this match imo

I've just not been impressed with Ranger of late, plus I'm not sure he'd have the physical presence against these dirty fuckers.

How many times does Barton have to have lumps kicked out of him before the refs will do something?

Enrique for motm, could do a sub to freshen things up a bit, don't know who though.