TheMoog

Lol, I've had the teabags (which weren't too bad) but not seen the ice-cream.

Agreed. Mort was nowhere near as punchable as that pointy prick. I know things evidently weren't right behind the scenes when Mort was chairman but it's no coincidence IMO that the wheels fell off massively right about the time he was replaced by Llambias. Indeed, I wonder how much of Ashley's future planning Mort was privvy to. Mort was actually the reason why I thought so early on that Ashley was a wanker who knew nothing about football and would drag the club downwards accordingly. Why was that Leazes?

Agreed. Mort was nowhere near as punchable as that pointy prick. I know things evidently weren't right behind the scenes when Mort was chairman but it's no coincidence IMO that the wheels fell off massively right about the time he was replaced by Llambias. Indeed, I wonder how much of Ashley's future planning Mort was privvy to.

As I've said before, I don't like the current ownership one bit but it'd go a hell of a way to improving my opinion of them if the got rid of Llambias, I think I despise him more than Ashley in a way.

Surely the 'Corn Dog Egg' is just a Scotch Egg with a very bad judegement in naming?

Agreed, but Motorhead's version of Ogasmatron is better

Wasn't that in Warrington/St. Helens? Some people on youtube think its St Helens but it looks like Runcorn to me mate.( Where 2 pints of Larger and a packet of crisps is filmed ). All I know is that fella must be black belt in some kind of martial arts. The lads is not a scouser he looks like a gypo trying to speak scouse. Entertaining vid none the less, scumbag got sat on his scrawny ass for gobbing off - how it should be.

Cant see the bottom of the chair. Or the string thats pulling it... They could dee with a cleaner like. Like that comment on the page "the bedroom looks like an Oxfam storage room" it does as well. So many charva families around the nation. Must be even worse living as a charva in a city with nee identity like Coventry. It was an old dog by the looks of the photo, it probably fell down the stairs - I very much doubt that a vet would be able to distinguish whether the dog had been pushed. JawD's right as well, coincidence that both the chair and the door are being pulled in the same direction and that there's plenty of room just out of sight for a bit of fishing line? No, sounds like a lot of attention seeking nonsense to me. Show me real proof and I'll believe, until then I'm going to look at all causes as rational.

Mike Ashley's lapdog speaks so it must be true, it's not like the current owner and his chums have ever lied about anything else so I don't see what all this negativity is about... ...

Spelling's slightly better.

Give it a rest, sad fuck

iBollocks, the way I see it anyone daft enough to buy all these Apple products in such quick succession need their heads looking at. In fact I'd even go as far as to say that all this 'i' rubbish just shows up those people who are more concerned with being trendy than having something with more capability for less money just because it's not an Apple product.

To be honest I think the point he was trying to make (albeit badly) was that it seems that players are more likely to get picked for England if they play for a 'fashionable' team, like the Bent and Sunderland situation for example. If Carroll had stayed with us he'd probably still be overlooked whereas now he's at Liverpool he's suddenly a world class player. ... or did I miss the point entirely?

But expected with the prats we have in charge.

Fucking hell, doom-monger-tastic. Yeah, we're having a bad spell and yeah, I'd think we'd have probably done better had Hughton been left to run things for this season but will we go down? I doubt it, it might be close but I just can't see us going down.

Well the stats they just showed say we've been miles better, 8 shots on to their 2, 6 corners, etc etc. Hopefully we'll get a bit more luck in the 2nd half.

Shrewd

Might as well have rested Tiote for todays game if it'd cleaned his yellow card threat, stupid decision by Pardew to play him really. Stoke are right dirty bastards, I hate Pulis.

Don't think it's likely to be any different from any other season from now on by the way. On the up side I doubt we'll get relegated this season, there's too many other teams worse than us - it's not a good way to go about staying in a league though.

Bah, my wife says we're on sausages for tea and that's about as near as I'm getting

it actually could. Lots of people said that about the Halls and Shepherd. Laughable, isn't it ? I hate our current owners but there's a lot worse out there - scary as that may be.

Just the beginning, you ask Parky

"1-1 broke Black and white hearts"?!... and this is an achievement for them???

Wildly inaccurate, the gun, not your post. You can however treat it like shit and it will still fire, which is why they are all over the shop. It's a fucking assault rifle man, it's designed for maximum firepower, not accuracy. Yeah, look at the A-Team, they always used AKs and they couldn't hit shit

Album? I thought this was something like a play of Alan Shearer's football career!