TheMoog

Impressive

£21m apparently, at least that's how much the Norwegians have spent

It's obviously aimed at stupid Americans who don't 'get' sarcasm

Slanderous

Could be a lot worse, won't be buying it though

RIP Dio, rocker extraordinaire!

Wasn't KK's departure 'mutual consent' originally according to the club...? And it was, Ashley, Llamarse and the dwarf all agreed he should go. The cnuts

Crowe is a blatant luvvy who takes any sort of critisism very badly, it's not the first time for him - and they say the Poms whinge

Another loss to the club

Lol, stats can be made to say whatever is needed but they're not the be all and end all because there are outside influences and other contributing factors which can affect the final result. Anyone who thinks Hughton is anywhere near as good as Keegan is either a muppet or a wum.

Probably the best time for a Scottish pub team to play us tbh.

Welcome aboard Mr Racer

Happy Birthday bud

They're defending it. Unbelievable. "They're" are you taking the piss? About 3 posters (ie a very small minority) have said "you might be misreading it". But there are people on N-O agreeing with posts that say.... Even CT isn't daft enough to defend it. The majority on N-O do agree it's a crock of shit though. Wonders will never cease...

I just don't know what to say, I mean... I just... words fail me. I'm sure the pricks on N-O are loving this latest genius stroke of the Ashley masterplan to make NUFC a global force within this next 5 year plan.

Ohhhh, that's what the problem was? I resorted to PMing Craig via N-O... and how I hated that, dirtying myself with 'that' board.

Disgusting behaviour, I hope Luton gets a very severe punishment for this.

So let me get this straight, every time Fat Cunt puts his hand in his pocket to pay for club running costs he's adding that amount to the 'loan' he's giving the club? Hmm, so every time I fill my car up I'm to add that to the final selling price if I ever decide to get rid of it? Yeah, makes loads of sense that like. Good old Mike Ashley, saviour of Newcastle United, gee I sure am glad he came along when he did.

Hull relegated then? Awwww, "They're not singing any more!"

Sickening

To be fair most people didn't think the Championship was as shit as it evidentally is, so rather than bigging up how well our team have done I'd say it's been more of a case that we just haven't had to try (thankfully).

This. Versatility across the midfield is something we're desperately crying out for. He'd be much more likely to get a look in first team football wise this time round. 100% agree with this, he was one of Bobby's signing for the future who ddn't get given the chance by a less competant manager.

TOON TOON BLACK AND WHITE ARMY!!!

How it should be tbh

Today's game means nothing, the season finished for me the minute we won the league. That said I'd still expect our lot to make the effort even if it is just a kickabout.