Greg

How the hell did it get there ????

Shamelessly stolen from somwhere else... Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Archangel Michael found him on the seventh day resting. He enquired of God, "Where have you been?" God pointed downwards through the clouds. "Look Michael, look what I've made" said God. Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing down to different parts of the Earth, "For example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while South America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot and Russia will be a cold spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people." God continued, pointing to the different countries" This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice." The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to another area of land and asked, "What's that?" "Ah," said God. "That's the North of England, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful people, seven Premiership football teams in the North West alone, and many impressive cities. It is the home of the world's finest artists, musicians, writers, thinkers, explorers and politicians. The people from the North of England are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as speakers of truth." Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about balance God, you said there will be BALANCE!" God replied very wisely, "Wait 'til you see the bunch of wankers I'm putting down South!"

Your seeing things..!

Might be quite hard to get that team out.... As Taylor is suspended!!

errr... he only played 66 mins?

£38 last year for us IIRC.

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I've been to most the countries I wanted to see. But i'd like to do South America next, Brazil, Argentina and Peru for sure.

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Where did you get that picture for your signature??? Feel free to PM me it without the writing at the bottom. I'm in there on the right 4 or 5 rows up.

He scored with a fucking rocket of a shot away at Bolton a few years back, can't remember if it was a free kick or from open play. Also.. is free kick against Leicester at SJP when he got a hat-trick and we won 4-3, I have never seen anyone hit a ball that hard, if Keller had been in line with it it would have hit him and put him in hospital.

as normal list em in herem im to pissed to do mine will do em in the morning but i thought clarkie had a good game like!

It would be aye is Shearer got sent off they scored the penalty and we lost 1 - nowt!!!

This is no closed and the results are; Parker - by a long way Taylor Babayaro

He didn't have much to do and his kicking was pretty shite! My ratings would be 1. Zogs 2. Owen 3. Parker (despite the sending off!)

Bit late, been busy... Same as usual, state your top 3 players from the match on Saturday, still busy so I have to dash.. Will get mine up when I'm home tonight.

bollocks, missed it! cunts.. just got back from mexico today, told my old man to do it but he fucking forgot!!! will hoy it in in the morning and hope for the best!

Our highest ever attendance, 60k odd v Chelsea a while back was on my birthday... although I hadnt been born. Sir Bobby was also unveiled as toon manager on my birthday..... and that day is also today!!!

I have tried before like, but everytime it comes to a toon away game I end up getting hammerd!!!!

It has affected us here in Guatemala this one, not bad as we are mile and miles from the centre of it when it passed over the ocean but right on the ourskirts and it pissed it down for nearly a week!

I´m not far from Cuba! Let me know if you need anything!!!!!

Results of this one are, 1. Parker 2. Bowyer 3. Taylor Will update the overall table now.

Results of this one, 1. Taylour 2. Boum 3. Parker Will add this to the overall table now.

Same as usual, rate your top 3. I`ll go with Parker Babayaro Taylor

Bollocks, when I was still in 6th form he was in the school a number of times giving talks etc etc on various stuff to the kids in the lower years.