Smooth Operator

Another puzzling team selection and another shite performance and yet more shite refereeing decisions, not that it would have changed owt like.

I think the problem is every time he does she ends up in the family way. His sperm is so active that it's become like a World's Strongest Man contest in his bollocks. 71120[/snapback] What a serial wanker?

See you in 30 seconds Jimbo 71116[/snapback] And i'm back, Wacky would be proud, i've managed to turn the work bogs into something resembling a plasterer's radio!

http://www.julekalender2005.leithoff.dk/ Flicked a few open at work, have now obtained a semi, will now log off for a bit to crack one off in the work bogs! Adios for a bit! Just call me Jimbo.

A match made in heaven tbh 71102[/snapback] When you hit 60 your body will have been manipulated into the hunched over position with your right hand stuck to your crotch. 71106[/snapback] Dude, it was like that at 30 ! 71112[/snapback] Jimbo speak: "Like dude I like wank so much!" Have you got a braille keyboard? Is there no sign of a mrs Jimbo to give your dick hand a rest?

Sage council squire.

Alledgedly he was due to start his shift at Mood and took this poor lass for drink in the Gate before that. If true, Mood should be fined for employing the scumbag.

And another thing - are Townsend and McCoist trying to be the new Saint and Greavsie? Worst double act since Jimbo and his wanking hand!

The only pundits allowed to practice their profession should be Sir Bobby Robson and Jack Charlton, admittedly if this was law they'd have a hectic schedule but i'd be happy! Unfortunately they seem to only wheel Big Jack out for World Cups these days.

Read in the Chronicle last night that a bouncer was jailed for 5 years for drugging a lasses drink. But instead of slowly wilting the lass collapsed more or less straight away and was taken to hospital in a life threatening condition. Bouncers have thought they are above the law for years now and hopefully times are changing. Some things you here a horrible but others you can't help but smile! Like the time when I was in Sixth form and we used to go to Bonkers on a Sunday night for incredibly cheap trebles. A lad's sister turned up, she was 14, the bouncers turned her and her mate away, they came back half an hour later and the bouncers told this lad's sister that if she sucked them both off she could get in, so the 3 of them headed round the back and she performed their request. After satisfying the first bouncer and even swallowing, the second bouncer blew his beans all over her hair, and then turned round and told the daft lass "You can't go in here like that" and then let her mate in no problem!

If you'd have tried that on me I would have simply towered over you and told you to get back to your shit hole and ask you how you enjoyed your stagecoach bus journey down to Lightwater Valley whereas I would have travelled first class in a Lexus! Or I would have rubbed it in by simply going on a ride with a height restriction on over 2 foot, no dwarves allowed and all that. You must have hated that as a bairn, not being allowed on the rides all your mates were going on? Bet you steered clear of the Hoppings every year too eh? 71066[/snapback] Why do you think I went for Airmax, couple of extra inches in the height department 71074[/snapback] Cos stilts were not in fashion???

He drove over it another 10 fucking times?! 71064[/snapback] People who commit crimes of animal cruelty always get pitiful sentences. Boils my piss tbh. 71070[/snapback] I've battered a few pussies in my time - does that mean I should be put in chokey like?

Well you've got to make sure the poor thing is dead haven't you. I ran over a massive rat on Jesmond Dene Road, had to go back over it about 5 times cos the rodent was still reeling!

If you'd have tried that on me I would have simply towered over you and told you to get back to your shit hole and ask you how you enjoyed your stagecoach bus journey down to Lightwater Valley whereas I would have travelled first class in a Lexus! Or I would have rubbed it in by simply going on a ride with a height restriction on over 2 foot, no dwarves allowed and all that. You must have hated that as a bairn, not being allowed on the rides all your mates were going on? Bet you steered clear of the Hoppings every year too eh?

Argggggh! Please God no! 71040[/snapback] Its ok, he'll wear those tight trousers again that were so popular. 71058[/snapback] Another one for your wank bank then?

What little credibiltiy you had on here just vanished. 71037[/snapback] Eh? If you ask me, she's foyne! 71041[/snapback] Seen better in the queue at Greggs tbh. 71042[/snapback] Have they got Greggs in the land of the Manc? 71051[/snapback] Aye. I always thought it was Manc like tbh (its called summat else in Leeds for instance), but I note the head orifice is in Jesmond, Newcarsel-Upon -Tyne! Very la-de-dah! 71053[/snapback] I've always thought the Head Office was in Gosforth, which is more or less as la-de-da as Jesmond. (I come from Gosforth btw!)

He's better than the like of Graham Le Puff and Tony Adams family. Him and Hansen will be the new pairing on MOTD i reckon. He just needs to wear some looser pants, I remember once he had a suit on and you could've taken a remarkably accurate plaster cast of his tackle they were that tight. Think he had a semi-on form working with Lineker tbh

Hound dog tbh! I'd jizz all over her babs but that's about it.

What little credibiltiy you had on here just vanished. 71037[/snapback] Eh? If you ask me, she's foyne! 71041[/snapback] Seen better in the queue at Greggs tbh. 71042[/snapback] Have they got Greggs in the land of the Manc?

It not good reading anything saying "2nd choice Newcastle" but in this instance I can understand. Liverpool sold Owen well under value as he would more than likely walked away for nowt soon after, we bought him in the middle of a contract and were always going to have to pay more for that, and although I think we paid slightly over the odds, Liverpool paid double what the likes of Crouch/Cisse/Morientes are worth.

SMOOTH OPERATOR IN NEW PLEA TO SHEARER: Don't listen to the jock twat, you retire rep intact and do your telly work.

The new lass looks like she's got BJ lips on a par with Angelina Jolie. She has a feline look about her, a lot nicer than Mutya but nowt special, whereas Heidi on the other hand!

Get out of my town!

Ask her if she wants to take a ride to Marlybone Station!

General Studies IS a real A level, the fact that I got mine and only went to 1 lesson in 2 years should not contribute to the dicreditation of the subject!