Smooth Operator

thats going a bit far! Bear with me on this one.. One of my mates works with a lad whos best mate used to go out with young Cheryl. Apparently he has an assortment of photies that if published would cause no end of embarrassment. Just for you Smooth he also told him she was partial to something the Sun would describe as an unnatural sex act. 70851[/snapback] I've heard all about her liking it up the tradesman's. Is that the unnatural act your talking about? If not pm me with what it is! 70867[/snapback] That would be the one. 70870[/snapback] Ah the old chocolate starfish, girls from her neck of the woods usually do like dropping anchor in poo bay! 70871[/snapback] That's a bit disappointing tbh. I was expecting some Munroe transfer scandal, or at least washing the dog. 70872[/snapback] I've no doubt Dyer introduced her to those acts of love when he was porking her! 70874[/snapback] damn i must be getting old, what the hell does that mean?? 70875[/snapback] It's a painful liitle number at the best of times but if your lass has a arsehole like a wizards sleeze then you might be OK. Firstly, insert a testicle up your lasses arse then withdraw it at speed upon ejaculation. Post your findings after you've tried it.

thats going a bit far! Bear with me on this one.. One of my mates works with a lad whos best mate used to go out with young Cheryl. Apparently he has an assortment of photies that if published would cause no end of embarrassment. Just for you Smooth he also told him she was partial to something the Sun would describe as an unnatural sex act. 70851[/snapback] I've heard all about her liking it up the tradesman's. Is that the unnatural act your talking about? If not pm me with what it is! 70867[/snapback] That would be the one. 70870[/snapback] Ah the old chocolate starfish, girls from her neck of the woods usually do like dropping anchor in poo bay! 70871[/snapback] That's a bit disappointing tbh. I was expecting some Munroe transfer scandal, or at least washing the dog. 70872[/snapback] I've no doubt Dyer introduced her to those acts of love when he was porking her!

thats going a bit far! Bear with me on this one.. One of my mates works with a lad whos best mate used to go out with young Cheryl. Apparently he has an assortment of photies that if published would cause no end of embarrassment. Just for you Smooth he also told him she was partial to something the Sun would describe as an unnatural sex act. 70851[/snapback] I've heard all about her liking it up the tradesman's. Is that the unnatural act your talking about? If not pm me with what it is! 70867[/snapback] That would be the one. 70870[/snapback] Ah the old chocolate starfish, girls from her neck of the woods usually do like dropping anchor in poo bay!

I get mine, don't worry about that mate. Don't tar me with this brush, all I'm saying is Tweedy can sit on my face any day of the week.

thats going a bit far! Bear with me on this one.. One of my mates works with a lad whos best mate used to go out with young Cheryl. Apparently he has an assortment of photies that if published would cause no end of embarrassment. Just for you Smooth he also told him she was partial to something the Sun would describe as an unnatural sex act. 70851[/snapback] I've heard all about her liking it up the tradesman's. Is that the unnatural act your talking about? If not pm me with what it is!

She's the knees of the bee, dangerously rivalling Angelina Jolie for the title of hottest celebrity IMO!

Anyone else seen Wor Cheryl popping out in the Daily Star (page 8 for quick reference). What I wouldn't give to get a hold of her starter buttons!

Going to the bog and not washing your hands is fucking disgusting. It's also something that Bridget, aka Vinegar Tits admitted too on here, the foul wench! 70818[/snapback] I've always thought she was a micey cow! This just confirms my suspicions! Imagine all the fanny batter and such like that'll be on her hooves after she's shaken her lettuce or dropped the kids off! Dirty bitch, it's something else to do it but then to admit it on here?!? 70827[/snapback] There's gonna be hell on if she sees this. 70830[/snapback] Well I've pm'd her a copy of my post just in case she doesn't read through this thread! 70835[/snapback] You blatantly fancy her tbh 70837[/snapback] Obviously! I always been a sucker for a big girl with a tash! I'm only human.

Going to the bog and not washing your hands is fucking disgusting. It's also something that Bridget, aka Vinegar Tits admitted too on here, the foul wench! 70818[/snapback] I've always thought she was a micey cow! This just confirms my suspicions! Imagine all the fanny batter and such like that'll be on her hooves after she's shaken her lettuce or dropped the kids off! Dirty bitch, it's something else to do it but then to admit it on here?!? 70827[/snapback] There's gonna be hell on if she sees this. 70830[/snapback] Well I've pm'd her a copy of my post just in case she doesn't read through this thread!

I'm working til 3 tomorrow, there's a buffet, then I'm off straight down the boozers in South Gosforth with wor lass, her lunatic of a mate and her bloke, her lunatic mates gay friend and his post op transexual friend! It's no joke, so if anyone fancies a freak show pop down, I'll be the one in the corner willing the clock to turn faster.

Going to the bog and not washing your hands is fucking disgusting. It's also something that Bridget, aka Vinegar Tits admitted too on here, the foul wench! 70818[/snapback] I've always thought she was a micey cow! This just confirms my suspicions! Imagine all the fanny batter and such like that'll be on her hooves after she's shaken her lettuce or dropped the kids off! Dirty bitch, it's something else to do it but then to admit it on here?!?

It's bad enough having to take a dump but then made worse by these fucking toilet attendants that have popped up since the latest banana boat rolled up the Tyne! I'm barely out the cubicle after having a long thin poo and some attendant is stuffing B&Q for men in my direction. Saying that the bogs should be pristine all the time if all these dudes to is stand around with a mop and bucket all night! I was in Mood the other week standing strategically near the lasses bogs upstairs, 2 smart lasses went for a shite (I presume, they were in there fucking ages!) and one of them on the way into the bogs stopped,put her hands up against the door and wiggled her arse in front of her mate then hitched her skirt up over her cracking rear! All in my eyeshot! I was sorely tempted to follow the dirty bitch into the lasses bogs, I would have been in there if it wasn't for a couple of beastly bouncers knocking about!

Aye i usually stuff my bra full of tissue before i go out like!

Chicken tbh 70741[/snapback] Are you having xmas dinner with the smug twat like? 70747[/snapback] Was a reference to 'choking' the chicken tbh. I wouldnt have dinner with him like, you wouldnt get so much as a fucking mouthful. 70748[/snapback] I was aware of the reference, I was attempting to get you to admit to a gay xmas lunch date with Gemmill. Have you had your Civil Partnership registered yet?

Chicken tbh 70741[/snapback] Are you having xmas dinner with the smug twat like?

Hope you choke on your Turkey.

They reckon they all hate each other so it's no suprise one of them has left. She's not the eye candy of the band so it's no great loss.

Streets of Rage 21 on the the Sega Mega Drive - best game ever, FACT!

I never understand why people post the link and then the whole story from said link!

Kick them out the country I say! 70329[/snapback] Racialist tbh but i've always said when you watch the likes of Crimewatch and they do the rogue's gallery thing, there's rarely ever a born and bred Britain on there these days. It's always Abdullah this and Mohammed that!

Has Dido got the reverse of Wacko Jacko's disease?

He may have gambled 1.8 mill, or 2 mill as the Sun rounds it up to, but he's only 150k down. I say only but to Woody it's monopoly money.

Aye thats right, the night sky had closed in by half time though and I could only tell he was on the pitch when he smiled! Same with Rule Fox a few weeks back!

I never even realised we pronounced film differently until I went to univorsity (sic). All mancs talk dead camp though but I always knew that 70312[/snapback] It's not that you pronounce it differently-you actually manage to completely fail to pronounce it at all. Which for a one syllable word is spectacularly fucking thick tbh! 70317[/snapback] For a manc masquerading as a magpie your loyalties are all to shite! Fuck off back to Ye Olde Trafford for a prawn sarnie.

Best ever black player for us. 70315[/snapback] No that accolade goes to Tony Cunningham, that's when you could prize him off a sun-bed and onto the pitch like!