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I thought you had a steady g/f? 69160[/snapback] Yeah, but she has a huge amount of fanny. Like a wizards sleeve apparently. 69164[/snapback] I can vouch for that as can half of Longbenton 69267[/snapback] Your 2 incher wouldn't be allowed anywhere near son. The rumour in the Byker Wall is that your on a par with Anthony Costa from Blue in the trouser department! Smaller than a door mouse i believe is the term, then again it's all relative to your height! Speaking of Wizard's Sleeves I've got a canny video for you Wacky! It's called 2 litre bottle, can you guess what it is yet? 69537[/snapback] I mightn't be the tallest at 5' 8" but I've got no worrys in the cock department. Why else would God have gave me hands like shovels, granted there good for knocking silver spooners around from Gosforth but it's also ensures i can get a decent grip on my unit when I'm slapping your l;ass around with it, Rocco style. 69544[/snapback] Is that your height when wearing your Simon Cowell style stacked heels to give you an extra 5 inches? Your lass was saying she may as well be fucking a thimble, a whopping 2 inches max she reckons! And as for big hands, god blessed you with a pair of Jeremy Beadle beauties but with a tiny appendage you still should be ok with beating your meat, especially with all this spare time on your tiny hands!
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I thought you had a steady g/f? 69160[/snapback] Yeah, but she has a huge amount of fanny. Like a wizards sleeve apparently. 69164[/snapback] I can vouch for that as can half of Longbenton 69267[/snapback] Your 2 incher wouldn't be allowed anywhere near son. The rumour in the Byker Wall is that your on a par with Anthony Costa from Blue in the trouser department! Smaller than a door mouse i believe is the term, then again it's all relative to your height! Speaking of Wizard's Sleeves I've got a canny video for you Wacky! It's called 2 litre bottle, can you guess what it is yet?
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I used to get it just to see my name up in lights when I scored for my Sunday league team! Me and my mates used to sit in the pub and do the Pink quiz on a Saturday night, happy days them. Well at least it's sister paper (The Brown) is still going strong, Wacky has been promoted to editor now!
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Don't believe this simpleton. Of course the dwp would employ me no problem if i had done a stretch at HMP, need i go on 69262[/snapback] It's the government's new initiative to give ex crims like you a second chance, don't you ever wonder why your every move was noted and recorded? And that you were never allowed to look after the lottery kitty or the birthday collections! Dirty crim!
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Believe me Peasepud, Wacky is leading you down the garden path with the intention of entering you from behind. He's always been economical with the truth and this is no different, he claims to have been made redundant from this latest job, although his exact words to me were that he told them to "stick their job up there arse"! Ask him about his 4 month stretch in 2002, her Majesty had him at her pleasure I do recall! Pass the soap Wacky, oops sorry I forgot that brings back horrible flashbacks for you.
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Apparently there are 111 people currently impersonating me! Bet they too get copious amounts of fanny!
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Official Match Thread: West Ham v Newcastle
Smooth Operator replied to Bombadil's topic in Newcastle Forum
My money's on a Zamora equaliser, at least my fantasy team will be ok if he does! Saying that don't even know if he's on the pitch?? -
Tried that but there's no such option.
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She'll be out the door within the week, she's on her last legs at the minute, can a P45 on the horizon tbh!
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I've got an attachement which was sent to me via e-mail and when opened it has images in a slidshow format, I was wanting to save the images as jpeg's but I can't figure out how if at all possible. Anyone able to assist, i'll share the images with you - they're are world class!
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I think it was a porno I watched - "Ting Tong does King Kong".
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Does he dance? 68880[/snapback] Apparently he moonwalks up and down King Kong's schlong!
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Really want to see it but might get it on a copy cos i'm bound to need a slash and i hate missing anything when i'm watching films. Heard Silly Idiot (Billy Elliott) is in it which puts me of slightly.
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You've got neck problems Wacky haven't you? From having to look up 24/7! You could get money for that by the sound of it. They should've spotted that when your head didn't clear the desk at the job centre tbh.
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He's a quality player but more temperamental than Robert and Bellamy put together. Plus Cassano and Owen up front would be too lightweight.
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Dry your eyes Wacky. Leaving the DWP was the worst decision you ever made, it's like a holiday school. Take today for example, I'm fiddling my flexi so I can swan off at 12 bells to the office xmas do, and as my boss is off she'll never know, then there's all the special leave I take for imaginary gas leaks, garage floodings etc. There might be a job on my team in the New Year actually if your interested. It's a piece of piss mate, nowt taxing, right up your straza tbh.
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Too right, instead of fucking about with a pair of scissors trying to Bobit the black bloke he should've shown he was a real caring Dad by getting her down to the nearest BUPA clinic for a blood & STD test!
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You taking photo's of your mantlepiece again?
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Once got fingers and tops at one of my leaving do's off a wife who had waited 2 years to tell me she liked me!
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The Miller lass who works on the stall? 68731[/snapback] That's the one, cracking set, looks like a right east end slag!
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The sooner the better for Deniis imo, stop wor lass drooling over the telly! Only problem with that is that Sharon will get more screen time, rough as a badgers you know what her like. The new lass who had the tit job is crackin though, she needs a big storyline imo!
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Dennis isn't so lucky next time Johnny tries to bump the black bloke off! He comes a cropper and dies apparently. There's another death at xmas too, my money is on Nana Moon dying on xmas day.
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when is a candle more than a candle? When a lady uses one as an impromptu vibrator? I'm thinking of Bridget when i write this.
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Exactly and I'm only 27 so that's my excuse too.
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Jimbo for Widow Wanky.