Smooth Operator

Punching above his weight tbh 70314[/snapback] Punching above his weight/height/IQ tbh

Introducing Wacky's Mrs! Photo taken at the renowned Charva disco - The Monkey!

Yes they are new, and apparently 80% of people prefer them to Heinz or HP in blind tests. Don't know if they are cheaper or not SLP, but if you're bothered about the price of a tin of bins then you're officially a tramp - FACT! 70248[/snapback] So 80% of the blind prefer Branston beans to Heinz? What about those blessed with eyesight? 70282[/snapback] Re pre-edited post (changed now that said avatar is up and running).........I take it neither of them is Wacky's missus? 70290[/snapback] Don't be daft, these are top quality Swedish pussy cats on a hen night in the toon, whereas Wacky's lass is ................wait for my next post and avatar change!

They'll be resurecting Jesmond Picture House next!

What's that about?

I brought some 100 dollar bill bog roll back from New York last year, I intended to keep it in the bathroom for show but inevitably I got caught short when there was no arse rag in the house and had to break into it. I sharp regreted my decision, worst arse rag I ever did use, arse cut to ribbons and it wasn't even a Saturday night at Camp David!

Whose he going out with like? Could he not catch her for being injured?

Yes they are new, and apparently 80% of people prefer them to Heinz or HP in blind tests. Don't know if they are cheaper or not SLP, but if you're bothered about the price of a tin of bins then you're officially a tramp - FACT! 70248[/snapback] So 80% of the blind prefer Branston beans to Heinz? What about those blessed with eyesight?

From one shithole to another eh, suprised they didn't throw you back like.

Bender 70161[/snapback] Well as Whacky would say, she probably deserves the Rocco treatment....... 70168[/snapback] Wacky has no respect for women ever since his mother dropped him on his head as a baby and his neck inverted into his head contributing to his small stature. She then tried to do a "Moses" and put him in a cradle and set him off down the Tyne hoping someone would find him and provide a better life for him. Unfortunately he was picked up at Walker and ended up being raised there, hence how he's turned out the way he is!

I remember watching an episode of CD:UK when Atomic Kitten first started, they were doing their dance routine and Kerry did one of the moves and her left tit exited her top, cracking wank fodder! Remember the show she presented with Bepe of Eastenders when she wore a corset and her knockers were up round her neck!

My vote goes to Wayne Fereday, although there are a host of strong contenders like Marcelino, Fumaca, McDonagh to name but a few, I'm sure you'll all have your own!

Does Wayne Fereday still play?

Many happy returns Vinegar Tits wherever you are.

2. A bumming off Mark

He's a fifties greasy binman!

Canny set of norks like, is it just me or is that show shite now?

BBC are running a story that Premiership clubs are eyeing a move for Alan Thompson from Celtic. His agent reckons he's got one offer on the table already, given our need for a quality player in that position in light of Shola's shitness and N'Zogbia's relative inexperience we could well be front runners. We'll have Stevie Watson back before long to go with Clarky, Elliott and Tommo!

Golly gosh! What an unsavoury thread!

Thank fuck for that, I thought Wacky's lass had been kidnapped!

Er FHM? There's some pictures of her in the fit birds and blokes thread iirc.

That OK?

Does she wipe your arse as well? You sound like the sort! "Mammy I'm finished".

Either bar their number from your mobile or divert them to a premium rate sex chat line.

I've no qualms about it, only wish they'd hurry up and get me my change faster, don't they know i've got the turtle's head and i'm touching cloth!