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I wouldn't want my kids looking at this kind of filth! 51461[/snapback] The one at the back about to clobber the other gezza is the spitting double of Wacky!

You might get them at Chilly Rd pet shop, iknow they do rabbits and Guinea pigs. Bad move i reckon the little bastards will have you up all night, stink as well. Good luck Dr Dolittle 51478[/snapback] You should be at work! Keeping them in the bairns room and if she complains that they are stinking or making too much noise they are going the journey, i'll either feed them live to the rabbits or set them loose over the golf course at the back of mine for the foxes to devour!

I need to get a couple of Hamsters for the bairns birthday, does anybody know if the Pet World at the Metro Centre (near Ikea i think) is still there? I wanted to get Gerbils but wor lass doesn't trust me with them , must think i've got a bit of Richard Gere in me!

Don't you keep "bumping" into him in Heaton Park at the witching hour? Giving your lass the excuse your walking the dog - try telling her your washing the dog next time, bit more accurate! Keep your windows and doors shut tonight by the way!

51435[/snapback] What he failed to mention though it was for the "Bue Oyster" chain of hotels and he was now the managers nice piece of ass 51438[/snapback] Can't say I've heard of Bue Oyster like? Heard of the Blue Corner (famous gay massage parlour in Heaton) though, you still go every Sunday for a bit of a stretch? 51446[/snapback] I'm not familiar with that place, seems strange that you seem to know quite a bit about it considering your from Gosforth 51451[/snapback] Used to rent a place just up the road from it, my mate John the homme told me all about it, said he saw you in there every Sunday for a brown rub!?

51435[/snapback] What he failed to mention though it was for the "Bue Oyster" chain of hotels and he was now the managers nice piece of ass 51438[/snapback] Can't say I've heard of Bue Oyster like? Heard of the Blue Corner (famous gay massage parlour in Heaton) though, you still go every Sunday for a bit of a stretch?

When i worked in a hotel i scribbled down my letter of resignation after a meeting where i was told they were going back on a promise to put me on to day shift after2 years on nights. As i had a good working relationship with my boss (I was fucking her every night we were both on together) she thought i was taken the piss, so she and the other management were very suprised 2 weeks later when i didn't turn up, i got a phone call asking where i was and why i hadn't turned up! I had great pleasure in telling them i had gettin a job working day shift for a rival hotel! Dropped themselves right in the shite. Only downside was i lost a nice pieces of ass!

My sentiments exactly.

I for one think it's been too long since the last war and if Bush wants to wade into someone else's battle then it's fine by me, there's nothing like putting on Sky news when i get in from work and catching up on the day's war! But George if we help you in this one please can you ask your troops to try not to "friendly fire" on our boys as much as last time. I know it's hard but please try!

Aye, Shola needs to shut his fucking cakehole, saying that he's targeting an England call-up and setting himself a target of 15 goals this season, I for one took these comments with a pinch, no in fact a punch of salt! I've no doubt Anus-ly Harriot would be a more prolific scorer than the black pudding that is Ameobi! And to think he's taking home a hefty slice of pie for his "exertions" on the pitch! He must have filled his Armani's with cream when king pie-eater Freddie Shepherd offered him a new contract.

Aye thats right, I stumbled acros this little gem whilst leap frogging wor lass as i tried to get into bed. Washing the dog What sort of sites are you frequenting SMO or have you been stopping at your mate john's house, the closet Pork Knuckle 50753[/snapback] I'm not his type, he only goes for ginger mulleted dwarves. Lock your front door! Saying that he couldn't force his way into a paper bag let alone you gaff.

Don't know where it got it's name from, as for the position you'll never successfully picture it you'll just have to give it a bash and see how you get on. Obviously you'll be required to report your findings on here.

Try it you might like it!

Nurse Renton, would you tend to my weeping appendage!

Well if i remember rightly.... (Wacky will put me right, he's a pro) It involves inserting one of your knackers (or both if your partner is particularly accommodating) into their arsehole. Then pulling it out sharpley as you climax!

God lord, what kind of impression have i been giving of myslef, i think i'll crawl back into my shell! I can honestly say i haven't even thought or asked wor lass to entertain this ridiculous sex act, washing the dog on the other hand!

I knew it!

Is that cos i'm the only on e on here with a lass?

Don't recognise him at all! Slightly disappointed now! Isn't it funny how you get an idea of someone's age, appearance, sexuality and even sex from what they post on here, and more often than not it's blown out of the water. I thought Alex was a lass! Bit like when you meet your idols and they are nowt like you imagined them to be.

From a social interaction viewpoint i like the show too, but the longer it goes on the less this is possible as the contestants are now all to quick to act, and accuse others of acting up to the camera's. Really enjoyed the first few series but it' going down hill.

Peasepud has been strangely quiet today, after discovering he worked on the ground floor of my building I've had a nose about but can't see any potential candidates, i'd have thought he'd have been as intrigued to see me as i am as him. Don't have any idea what he looks like though but people on here say i can't miss him, problem is there's that many circus freaks work here he could be any one of them!

I'm not perfect. I'd love to know how many members have attempted this since learnig about it on here and how many have been flatly refused by their lasses!

Sorry son i don't drop anchor in poo bay, can't speak for Wacky though.

A deek is a geordie word for look. Wacky hasn't grown an inch since his photo was taken 20 years ago! It's all the spunk in his diet stunting his gowth.

Check your sig though. I hope thats deliberate! 50600[/snapback] Don't know what you're on about tbh?