Smooth Operator

Does your picture keep fucking up mate?

Warren Barton is on the fox sports stream and just said, "they got given for cheap bucks and if they are offered 7-8 mill they should sell"!

I reckon Soccermom's is canny gnarly like!

From Sky Sports News: http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_4766192,00.html I had a lot of time for him and thought he would go onto to great things but he can fuck right off now for me. Wanting to go to a big club, he's not what i would call a regular here but he thinks he's gonna get into Villa or Spurs' side easier in order to get noticed for the French squad! He's sadly mistaken imo. Know a few people who know him quite well and he's never been happy here in terms of living up here, so i'd imagine London would suit him down to the ground. He mentions being professionals but to me it's not professional to be talking about what other clubs his agent is talking to when he's under contract here. To conclude - Fuck off Charles, preferably down a blind alley like one of your forrays down the left wing.

Not asking for your attention. Don't like me - don't post simple concept. No, a haiku is 5-7-5. I'm sure we did them in year 10. Fuck off man Martin, it's not me!!!

Pick the bones out of that factoid! What percentage of those you reckon are free range?

Mine is allergic to plastic, has to breathe or is no use to nee one!

I haven't been posting recently cos i am engrossed in x box live of late and although do still check on here most days rarely post for some reason, dare i say been a bit dull of late.

A simple IP address check by admin will confirm.

For the record i am not soccermom!

Poor show on the fanny front imo, Ulrika's tit's are down by her knees, Pinder has never given me an itch and her voice annoys me and Michelle and Mutya are rough as fuck. Obviously La Toya and Tina aren't even worth a mention. No one knows who the fuck each other are, must be uncomfortable as fuck, only one's who are pretty much universally recognisable are Verne and La Toya.

Fuck me Cheryl's tits in that black dress are a thing of great wonderment!

A classic error, i'd ditch Kimberly for Nicola any day of the week. 1. Cheryl 2. Sarah 3. Nicola 4. Nadine 5. Kimberly IMO

Speaking of finishing fast... What? You just spunked all over your blokes bumcheeks before you'd entering his ringpiece?

What a pile of shite, can't finish fast enough for me so that the Girls Aloud party can get started!!!

About as sharp as a marble you younging. I was just making sure what the crack was, i could blow y'all out the water with some of the fanny on my friends list (Meenzer can confirm this....or perhaps not!) but amazingly i have far too much respect for them to post their images up on here!! Mainly cos it would fuck up any future opportunity of getting into them to be honest if they ever found out!

I've not paid this thead much attention so just to be clear, people are posting up photos of some of the "fannylicious friends" off Facebook for the rest of us all to perv over?

Anyone else having problems on live tonight? I keep getting stuck at the setting up game stage and when i do eventually get a game going it comes up with connection problems and goes all flickery.

Hot damn!

Some of his solo stuff is mint but some of it is questionable i'll admi. Second Coming is one of my favourite all time albums. "I'm standing in the woods with a big dick, she's over there"

Was in the post office yesterday and at the next kiosk was an old wife probably in her 90's, she absolutely stank, i mean so bad that you couldn't draw breath. I had to pull my top up over my nose for the duration. The smell was the intoxicating whiff and piss n shit. Must be a fucking nightmare, and it seems in this poor old womans case that there is nee one around to help her to do the simple things. I hope i die before i get to a point where i have to rely on someone else to wipe my arse or change my pants for me.

What channel is it? Apparently you should put it on now, i'm upstairs with ther freeview on and can't be arsed to go downstairs and check it out.

Update: My friend who made 8 orders and was charged over 400 quid has all the goods and all the 50 quid discounts credited to her account and all her money back following her cancellation! They must be fucking hopeless there like. My one order worked as per normal too. So £3.81 on 4 decent xmas presents, jobs a good un'!

Who are you and I'll tell you if I know you? Do you work at rake lane? No but I've racked many a back lane......

Just to clarify, I am not Soccer Mom, although i still think i know her!!! Unless all nurses are bi-sexual, porn loving sexual freaks!!