Smooth Operator

nevermind bouncing an England players wife on his knee, Stanford deserves to fuck each and every England wag in whatever position he so desires after this "performance".

No shit I've had mine about 10 days and I'm sending it back, it keeps crashing all the time even when just flipping it up, the sat nav rarely picks up a signal in the car and the auto rotate on it takes at least 30 seconds to sort itself out, last straw was when it was auto-rotating even after i'd disabled it and this morning it turned itself off for 5 minutes when i was texting, battery was fully charged as well. Hoping I just got a dodgy one so am getting a new N96 sent out but if it's the same problems with this new one I'm gonna be stuck as to what to get.

Does anyone know if there is a way of putting my video clips on to the ipod touch? Looking through the guides and itunes it would seem to suggest the only video stuff you can put on is movies or tv shows you download from itunes. Surely there's a way of getting my own "movies" on to it? Btw, has anyone else noticed in the calculator mode if you flip it on it's side it becomes a fully functional scientific calculator with cos, tan, sin and everything. I nearly came in my pants when i saw that and i don't even like numbers!

incredible!!

1. Beardsley v Brighton 2. Shearer v Everton 3. Ginola v Ferencvaros imo

Pease, stick your dick in the fuse box, go on I dare you, I double dare you!

Or Anglo Italian even, that's it, as soon as I read that i knew it was that, against Cremonese or Ascoli or some such.

He definately did it at St James Park cos it was right in front of me in the milburn paddock, so the likelihood is ot was a competitive game.

He did in in a testimonial i remember and he did it in a league game when he was first starting out, can't remember who it was against. I remember seeing him practicing it at Benfield, Lee Clark was trying it as well but couldn't do it but Watson was class at it.

This is just not what you want...... http://www.youporn.com/watch/1990/sex-bloopers/

http://youporn.com/watch/117132 Is it her? I didn't think so, well until the bit at the end when he cums on her face, that would be how i imagine a supermodel would react to the salty stuff!

Good on you and all the best, I made the biggest decision of my life about a year ago now after the guilt of it all I now know it was for the best.

It spoils the lass who Crouch is shagging. Stunning face and eyes regardless what any alternative view cunts think but her accent oh dear..... Pipe down love eh? This is her talking posh as well. I love her and her accent. Fucking hate Huddersfield and Nottingham accents.

Your decision, mutual or hers? Sorry btw.

It's just shit, full stop. For some reason I can't believe the two of you have great taste in TV so your posts mean nothing. And your a regular Gary Bushell are you sunshine?

God I wish I had a mate who I could talk through all my relationship problems with.......... .........on second thoughts no, no I don't wish that at all!! Imagine the scene........ SMO: "Alreet Wacky son, strap on your prosthetics son were going to the club to talk about why my lass wont give me any hole" WACKY: "Are you on drugs? Fuck off cockjockey" SMO: "Look I really don't need insults off a midget right now" WACKY: "Grow a pair you big fucking fanny!" "

Aye if Colo could speak English I am sure it would stop Taylor playing like Bamble I take it you were meaning a combo of Bramble and Bambi here - if so quite appropriate my friend.

Doctor Who is for 8 year old kids - fact.

Can you PM me her number mate. TIA. so you can send a pic of your cock dont do it wyki Odds on he pm's me his number instead!

Deceptively fast... it's weird. He slows up lets the opponent think he'd got a chance then just drops the shoulder and is away. Pure class in a Newcaslte shirt, makes a nice change!

Can you PM me her number mate. TIA.

Am i missing something or is this just a clip of a hot chick in office regalia? Or is it funny cos the geezer was filming something else entirely and as soon as he saw her followed her in a manner BarryGeorge would be proud of - if so my camcorder hard drive from my holiday is full of this kind of stuff!

Funny as fuck!! That picture of Cheryl. Word up!

Funny as fuck!!

Strange as it may sound, this is actually a good sign; assuming of course, you actually want to be with your current girlfriend. If she had been just been acting all pissed off about this texting business in order to get rid of you, she wouldn't take the time to coordinate her friends on an intel gathering mission. First thing you need to do if you want to get back in your girlfriend's good graces is tell your mate's friend X to FUCK OFF. Tell your mate that introduced you to X that you don't need him giving out your number either. Spread it around- tell everyone that knows X that she's a lovely girl but you're not interested because you're so into your girlfriend. Most of all though- DON'T TELL YOUR GIRLFRIEND. Let the intel network find out about it- preferably from X herself. Next, you have to come to terms with the fact that if you are with any moderately attractive, fun woman that other guys are going to hit on her. It may not do a lot for your own peace of mind or whatever, but if she comes home to you at the end of the day/ night, then you're giving her something those other cunts aren't. Simple as that. Lose this "bottled up jealousy" shit. It will do neither of you any good. If at some point she gives you a reason not to trust her, cross that bridge when you get to it- unless you've had an incident that you've not mentioned, it sounds like you're just being paranoid because you have a girl that's attractive and cool. As for the no sex and all of that; you two just moved in together. If neither of you have ever lived with anyone else (I mean people besides roomates or parents), it's a pretty stressful time. You're probably short on money which is stressing her out and she's also seeing this whole other side of you. Living with somebody is miles away from dating- I don't care how serious you thought you were (and yes, for the record, marriage is another step up from even living together). She's probably just freaked that her whole life changed up when you two moved in together. Give it some time and for Christ's sake, do the dishes once in awhile- she's not your mother. This dude speaks a lot of sense, which is strange coming from an American. GO USA!