Brock Manson

Boneheads.

Thanks for coming out. A little pride salvaged in the opening mins of the second.

So you had bombay potatoes with med veg, then a 10-egg fritatta and now ferrero rochet??? I think you're missing the point of them being branded as 'slimming world proof'. You'd like the lass I work with CT - she left me a recipe for her beef stroganoff today as I was covering her day off on hot side. I followed it almost to the letter until i read: "Add bisto to thicken and simmer until done."

They got him on loan though ffs. Imagine if we'd bothered to go in for Lukaku - we'd have an awesome strike force this season. £7m for Mirallas was a great buy. Fellaini got sold on for a profit to ManUre, so don't see how he's relevant here. Even so, £15m for a player who significantly improves the team isn't asking too much. It's a fucking joke how this club is run. Can't wait until Ashley gets his dirty money back and fucks off.

We could've had Douglas on a free transfer, improve the defence. The depth at least. Being pasted by Everton is depressing to say the least, especially given the peanuts their (admittedly pretty good) first team cost.

Fuck sake this is dire.

Molasses, dark soy sauce, squid ink etc can make something come out black. They probably roast it rather than boil before they puree it to give it a richer flavour, but then again I've never been to Fenwicks so I don't know what you're on about.

Bouncers on C4 at the moment are in Sunderland. First lass in front of a camera: "Ye either fight or fook."

Better to meet them now than in a later round. ...that's the only positive I can draw from the draw.

Aye, but I think he peaked right about the time he signed for Valencia. Still, wish we'd signed him at the time.

Thought we'd scored again for a moment.

Vicente was some player in the La Liga & UEFA Cup-winning Valencia team, crazy to see him released by Brighton. Joaquin at Betis around then was awesome too.

No more sausage-munching butter wanks for you like. Get well soon, Fist.

You can also bake rice - fry it with some onion, carrot & celery then pour in enough veg stock to cover. Wrap tightly with foil and bake for an hour/ until the water is absorbed. Chef who first trained me used to do it.

There's a living statue at the pier I walked up to and chinned.

I think they'll hump us. Baines will bang one in and Lukaku will get a couple too.

Bearcelona.

RIP.

Just walked past The Little Tea Shop, which sports the sign: "The finest organic and free range teas exploited from the third world". Love owt like this in GTA.

Walk into a guy on a shady pavement. Get into a fistfight that ends up in the road. Stomp him a few times when he's down and get hit by a car. Pull the driver out of her car and beat her up, then steal the car and drive to a car wash. I liked getting Mike to take a hit of Jimmy's bong and hearing him ramble about being a 'turd of death'.

The delirium of the 0-3 has worn off, and now after PDC's poor run of results, the confused mackem desperately grasps for any thread it can to fill the gaping void.

3 points away from home is always a well-earned result, regardless of opposition imo. Ben Arfa and Remy playing down the left and right looks like a very dangerous attack. Look forward to seeing Remy settle in as he looks like some player. Let's hope Pards sticks with an offensive formation as we have the first team that can play some decent football. Still in desperate need of some further investment in the squad. So frustrating when we're a few signings away from being a comfortable top half finish.

Playing through Skyrim as a nord. Looking for all the easter eggs with this playthrough - favourite so far is the reference to Luke Skywalker hanging upside down in the ice cave. Will be switching to GTA5 tomorrow. Still have Mass Effect 3 to play mind, and the lass recently bought me the ultimate edition of Fallout: New Vegas. I need to book time off work and shut myself away for a while...

Pre-ordered mine so am going to pick it up at midnight tomorrow. Game in Reading are having a do so will have look. Can't wait for this like.

I'll put it on the specials board at work.