Brock Manson

Quick, forward this message to Woy and the FA - someone's finally found the root of England's problems!

Bearded dragons you're looking at £69+ for a creature that won't do very much. Better to get a tortoise that you can let roam around a bit.

As CT shoves aside the murky-watered aquarium to make room for the new vivarium, the lizard's eyes reflect the dead fish lolloping at the water's surface. The PC fires up as CT ponders the best way to ask toontastic: 'do I have to feed them live crickets or can I just point the cage to the portrait of Ian Botham I drew during the painting phase?'

'Racist' is far too ambiguous a term these days. I'm sure most of those 'offended' by the tweet don't know what racism is. The photo's definitely in poor taste and not funny though.

Get hold of this if you can: http://www.scorchio.co.uk/cholula-chipotle-sauce-p-1055.html?gclid=CLLHvOXW57oCFfSWtAodFAwA2g Smokey spicy, goes great in soups, chillies etc. Or just get some chipotle chillies from the fancy section of the supermarket and hoy them in.

Shite defending - bit harsh to blame the goal on him. Bugger all else to do so far. Beausejoir really should've scored. He's pony.

Baked beans. Baked beans. Well, whilst we're desecrating chilli recipes I may as well share that lately I've taken to the Americans' pairing of chilli with mac & cheese. Once you get over the gastronomie de CT feel, it's a pleasant combination.

You can buy red kidney beans in chilli sauce that go great in chilli. Baked beans would just be wrong.

Not cheating at all. The whole point is to sport a tache and raise some money whilst looking like an arabian emmerdalian despot!

His scoring record isn't great. Grafts his arse off, which is good to have in the team in the absence of Jonas though. He does offer more to the team as well in terms of meaningful attacking play.

High-tempo pressing game should be the order of the day. The absolute key is to not give away any free kicks as Snodgrass can really hit them. Give Williamson a good shake before the match and get the message through. We're nailed on to lose this one though. It's in the stars.

Still can't quite get how he cleared it.

RVP is a cath.

Abysmal refereeing. Horrific cheating - Ramires clearly realises he's not going anywhere with the ball so steps across Reid to be knocked over. WBA cheated out of 3 points. What do you expect though when the standard of refereeing is so poor in this league?

Reminds me of that Harry Potter vibrating broomstick that got recalled.

Loopy fucking cath.

I prefer looking like a dick with a full moustache.

It was a full-on beard until 1st November!

You should probably ask Fish's question before Tom's.

Don't feel brave enough to start my own thread, but I'm doing Movember this year for the first time. If anyone hasn't given to this charity yet, please please please make a donation to my page. http://uk.movember.com/mospace/8373941 Going to be taking some pics fairly regularly on facebook that CT will no doubt use against me in future threads. I went for a massive head start - this has been growing for 6 weeks, so another 3 or so could be interesting.

It's being reported that Yasser Arafat was poisoned...

People were leaving the theatre when the end credits kicked in. How do people not know by now that you have to stay to the end of a Marvel film!

Showcase Cinema. Signed up for their Insider (it's free). Monday, Tuesday & Sunday matinee all a fiver.

Thor 2 Great superhero film, wonderfully silly. The Greenwich scene was worth the admission alone. Even better was the fact I only paid a fiver.

All well and good. Legal service comes free as well. Still bloody expensive though, given I've yet to make a single bastid claim in the 7 years I've been driving! I should've gone with Diamond insurance. £480 but free £300 handbag cover thrown in.