Brock Manson

Had a dream where Hull beat ManUre 2-0, and we lost to Villa 3-2 having been 1-0 up in the first 4 minutes. I'm so nervous, I'm going out when the game is on and having a kickabout. Just can't deal with following the results.

Not on your nelly.

Merry birthday fellas!

Stevie's bang on with people who talk out of their noses. The most annoying thing ever. You just want to punch them in the face so that they'd actually have a reason for talking like that. I hate it when someone tells me I'm wrong as well. Doesn't matter what I'm wrong about, it just irritates me no end.

I'm sorry like but WUM. Nailed on fact. Fucking Reina YCNMIU I don't think Reinas the best keeper in the league but hes had a very good season and is much better than Given. He couldn't wipe Given's arse, you are wind up merchant. Nobody is that dense. The 2006 Cup Final stands out as a typical Reina performance, one of the worst I've ever seen off a goalkeeper. As many say Given is pierless. I don't think I got enough credit for this... it was done on MS Paint ffs. shower of paedophiles, you lot... a fucking shower of them lol

I have a mate who's a villa supporter and he reckons NUFC might sneak a result. I'm using this as a form of solace until my hopes are well and truly dashed on Sunday.

Unless your names Alan Smith Aye, because Smith is starting for them against Barca next week...hang on... If a club goes down, it's no-one's fault but their own. 3 teams get relegated for a reason, and the league table doesn't lie. It would make all clubs involved seem bitter and pathetic. Fergie can put out whatever team he likes. It's a meaningless game for his team, so why shouldn't he be allowed to field a team who will be willing to prove themselves at this level?

WTTB!

Making light of relegation, I'll definitely be going to the Newcastle Forest game, hopefully I could wangle a ticket in the away end, although it would probably sell out. The Reading matches are a given of course.

I had a dream that Hull beat Man U 1-0 last night. Woke up to find that I was crying. Hope it's not an omen.

Soccermom?

Sampdoria are my italian team though, I'd rather see them. Can't stand either milan team.

You should put that on his wikipedia page.

Just booked a holiday in Milan! Few days in the city, then getting the train and spending the weekend on a beach in Genoa. Gonna see if I can drag the Mrs to a Sampdoria game if there is one.

Coppell never liked him, even when he first arrived as manager. A complete chav and a twat off the field, but still tries hard on the pitch and can hit the target. Been in and out of the team so much it really affected his game mind. Played really well in one game and had his name chanted by the home crowd only to be in the reserves for the next. Definitely worth signing him on a free and see how he performs under a new manager. Definitely had a promising spell when he was loaned to Norwich. Always seemed a prolific scorer a bit like defoe? though maybe better with his head. Would he move north do you think? Ranger and Tozer made the trip up, so who knows? When he's got a run in the first-team he plays well, and isn't too bad in the air. Was absolutely unplayable when Reading first got promoted, be wonderful if he could produce that sort of form if he signed for NUFC. Hell, I'd even buy a Lita shirt. I wouldn't go as far as to say that he's anywhere near as good as Defoe though.

Coppell never liked him, even when he first arrived as manager. A complete chav and a twat off the field, but still tries hard on the pitch and can hit the target. Been in and out of the team so much it really affected his game mind. Played really well in one game and had his name chanted by the home crowd only to be in the reserves for the next. Definitely worth signing him on a free and see how he performs under a new manager. Definitely had a promising spell when he was loaned to Norwich.

Good striker at Championship level. Seems to have turned into a cheating little shite mind. A few affordable players who would do well in a Championship side: Leroy Lita - Always liked him as a player, skillful and unpredictable. Available on a free as well, so would be a relatively cheap addition to add some depth up top. Andre Bikey - Complete nutter, but great with the ball, and very versatile. Absolute beast of a man though, which is good in that division. Jay Bothroyd - Link up play is good, big lad and causes problems for the defense. Pacey players play off him well, and he chips in with a goal or two. Arron Davies - Winger who plays for Forest. Always been impressed when I've seen him play; really skillful and just looks too good for the team around him. Seems to be a bit injury-prone mind.

I watched that myself last night, are you my housemate? It was shit. Whilst it could've been your standard enjoyable Pixar film, the sheer fact that clearly none of the writers had ever read a book on biology was what ruined it. I also honestly think that the movie should've ended as a daydream, because even for a Pixar film, the narrative was so unbelievable cliched and impossible, it spoiled the entire movie. Some of the 'jokes' were a little risky mind! The white businessmen bit for example! The Ant Bully was far better.

I'm taking some comfort in the fact that whilst we put 3 past Boro in a must-win game for both teams, Villa only put the 1 past them... Just shit scared that Collocini will be up against Carew and Villa hump long balls up to him all game. I swear the fact that every fucking season there's a relegation battle between several teams on the last day now is more than just a coincidence.

GK Harper RB Raylor (won't be as shite at that level) LB Enrique (will be here for another season, back to Spain thereafter) CB Saylor/Kadar CB Tozer/Duberry RM Stephen Hunt LM Duff F Carrol/Lita F Ranger Lita, Duberry both on a free, Hunt for 2.5million.

I could have been revising instead of putting up with this shit.

Back in the relegation zone...

Thankyou Bolton!

Are you sure he was #20? Perhaps you meant #24 ie Shane Long? If so, he's shit. One of the worst players I've seen up front for Reading, and I've seen some shocking players up front for Reading.

That's the old one. The follow up was on SNL last weekend. Can't find video, but the audio is up...