Brock Manson

Brock, how many times have you said that now? It would have to be up there with the number of times you listen to bowling for soup and thompers having a tug over kid rock. Saw it with the lass last night. Someone nicked my other copy so I ordered it the other day. And it is a brilliant film, so shush.

Das Experiment. Brilliant, brilliant film.

A spurs fan and a liverpool "fan" arguing on a NUFC messageboard about second-string right backs.

Would like to enter Catmag.

Merry Birthday!

Wrong Turn 2. Why did I watch this? Henry Rollins ffs.

ROFL! OMG Africa is so poor LOL LMAO at the outbackz0r!1!1!! LOLZORK THE ANTARCTIC OMFGLOLLERSKATES!!!11111!!!!

Aye, righto I'm serious unfortunately. Poor lass felt I was being harsh when I got angry as fuck and blamed her too. I had to roll it to a nearby pub car park, leave it there overnight and get my Dad to come down the next day so I could use his spare wheel as well as my own. All four tyres were illegal anyway which sort of cushioned the £200 bill. Are you sure it's not because she turned the Kid Rock-blaring stereo off whilst she was at it?

Quality film. Ditto. £30 alltogether.

Why leave a club that you've helped progress from relegation battlers to genuine UEFA cup contenders? Only for the money. He'll be sacked at the end of next season no doubt.

Fell off a car whilst drunk. Was trying to take a shortcut. Landed face-first onto the concrete, and ended up with my right foot wedge in to the bumper. Had to take me shoe off to get my foot free. Thankfully I just buggered my face up without doing any real harm.

Basic Grammar.

Iron Man. Absolute wank from beginning to end.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Complete wank in terms of plot, but it was Indy all the same.

Reading do a penalty shootout with the local youth teams (all U12 I think) where they take american-style penalties at half time. Always a good laugh. Most half time entertainment is dire though. Unless it's Mr Woo of course.

Have tried the standing up technique the past few shits. It's alot more cumbersome than merely sitting and wiping. Really not convinced it's any better than the other method.

Start with 4 sqaures, folding once to get rid of the initial matter, then switch to two squares for the excess.

Apart from another link to Riise you mean. Or have I been whooshed.

Papa Roach - Last Resort

Finnish halibut.

Oh thanks.

I think even describing her as average is taking things a bit far...

'This ex-convicts going straight alright...straight to county jail.' Ledge Watch now as this crazy DUI...etc. I remember one episode where he was introducing the next piece. Took a shotgun out of a police car, cocked it, all whilst talking to the camera.

Cube 2: Hypercube Pure, utter shit.

Why? Racism. Even though Americans aren`t a race as such...........................I suppose that having a different culture is reason enough. Most Americans will come the exact same race as myself, so even if I hated black and latino people, I still wouldn't hate America. Their culture is of course very poor, though. North Americans, Central Americans, or South Americans??? The over-patriotic ones, which is pretty much all of them/you. It is pathetic, especially when you take their extreme lack of history and heritage into consideration.