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Fish, all tastes the same, just different levels of fishyness, shite !!

I had a serious double take in that, first read it as "me and the boss were last there, we went back to his hotel"

If this were dungeons and dragons it would appear that to counter the hoodie spell all it takes is a dwarf cocked wizard eating eclairs.

We wasted numerous chances, it was simply the purple hoodie that narrowly carried us home.

You should get a ticket and go, a minus add a minus is a plus.

In the quarters, I want them to smash Arsenal in the last 16.

Was Trippier

IMO 1st goal on Tripps (again) he needs to get longer studs or something, the number of times he's slipped recently is mad !

Should have fouled him on the break, Bruno had the chance

Anyone we know?

We win the tiebreaker, it's head to head results before goal difference. If we win, PSG must win to eliminate us.

spelk ?

Reminds me of a "jolly jape" - In The Farmers for last orders as per and I noticed a picture on the wall and happened to say to the lads "wor lass would love that picture" and as we were leaving one of the lads ripped it off the wall (rawlplugs and all) and stuck it up the back of his jacket - his shoulders looked like that lass out of Dallas. I gets home, Mrs in bed so I prop picture up on the mantlepiece as a surprise. She gets up next morning and all I hear is "WHATS THAT" - safe to say she didn't like it !!

Gemmill's colleagues at 12:35

Doesn't Still still not have his pro licence ? Reims were paying the fines, pretty sure Sunlun won't.

I smell a mag, get back on your own berd (oh wait !!)

So Chelsea owners baseball team just signed a player to a $700 million contract, structured to pay him $2 million a year for 10 years and then $68 million a year for the ten after that. Circumvents the baseball salary rules, the cunt'll be fiddling FFP next (if not already) 🤷🏼‍♂️🤯

And whilst I'm on, this has to be the match thread, at least AH got the title the right way around.

Mackems game is a gimme, WE WILL NOT LOSE.

Aye but we'll only be on the hook for any loan fees in this year, not his fee yet.

have you seen the size of a moose !! He must have an enormous cock (or a stepladder)