Toonpack

Would not surprise me if this explained Braverman (and Sunak)

Handling too many crosses

FYP

Pope's had an operation on his hand

Aye but spell it backwards and it all makes sense

Coverups abound

Saw a clip yesterday of his sister on some TV show saying "it's a witch hunt and guidance was always followed when she was at chequers". Erm ... it was lockdown, you weren't allowed to be at chequers you dim cunt.

Don't want the Hun cunts anywhere near our city (or the other arse cheek for that matter) it'd be carnage.

He's been dropped evidently

Jake the Pegg with the extra dead

This. We've lost less games than everyone but City (by one game) and conceded only one more goal than them, the 13 draws and our inability to break down the massed defences has been our only real issue this season. Of that thirteen I can only really recall Brighton, the Arse, Man U away and Wolves away where we weren't pretty much dominant but wasteful in front of goal, convert half those draws into wins and that'd be another 12-ish points. Again last night we squandered some great chances, we need to be way more clinical.

One piece of advice, if you pack in the paddle board for a surf board, you go above the board not under it. Flags are different.

We're going to wax lyrical about shitloads of absolutely world class footballers who we have never heard of

😂😂😂

All season it's been breaking down parked buses that's been our weakness

So the "Russian Legion" = Russians who are anti Putin and volunteer fighters for Ukraine appear to have started kicking off in Russia itself, over the border from Ukraine in Belgorod region, attacking settlements and destroying some border posts. Splendid.

By our (Brit) measure, they were stroppy fuckers, but in truth they were simply being French. I've worked for and with French companies over the years and a typical Frenchy will react like you raped their mother one minute (over the minutest thing) but then be like your best mate five minutes later. It's just the way they are, big mistake to make too much of it. They do love a huff and a strop but it means very little tbh.

Scouse mackems could be more mackem than mackems and also hopefully eventually flushed for years.

MF'dYP

I live, to see the mighty fall

Had to happen sometime, broken clock etc.

GYP

It would appear clickety click is indeed not enough

Top work, thank you.