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YAY it's an appropriated pagan festival, how dare anyone worry about things that will cause suffering.

Ha, the parakeets, I worked in Sunbury for a few years, first time I saw one I thought what the fuck!! It was soon joined by a flock of the fuckers, they seem to have taken to down the smoke very well.

Fits who ?

Shoplifting is not considered "working in a pharmacy" Fagin.

Deer you say. How lovely.

Christ, this place is turning into some weird cult, there'll be a TT get together suggested next, where the climax of the evening is all drinking a cup of the "special" punch.

78.5p per 24 hours of acid free, drink and food carnage is a fucking bargain IMO

The Jam have recorded a song for his funeral. Cohen Underground

Nexium is the answer, you can thank me later.

Some young lads making some serious coin the IPL auction Brook - £1.3 million and Curran £1.9 million !!!

When it is so hot, how do you keep your furry feet cool ???

So Japan airlines (ANA) ran a competition to design the livery for their Tokyo to Honolulu route, this was one of the entries (personally I think they should just for the giggles).

Well bully for you, go swim with the sharks why don't you !!!

They are represented as notches on the gearstick

Sorry to hear that Sammy. It's fucking shit at any time, but this time of year is the absolute worst ☹️ What you used to look forward to and everyone is all pumped up for, you dread, and can't wait until it's over. Few extra days off though, which is about as canny as it gets.

Get yourself to bed, can't have you grumpy and irritable tomorrow.

Chortle

Shit that mate, all the best to you (and your mate). Shit happening this time of year is fucking awful

If at first etc etc

I do wonder, is their obsession with sportswashing simply a quest for knowledge? having heard the term, have the Mackem hordes simply embarked upon a quest to broaden their horizons and find out what the meaning of washing is ???

Press play 😂