Toonpack

Defence dismissed - If he didn't have stumps for arms he'd have claimed the cross and the shirt tug would not have been necessary

Needs selling in January, how DARE he pass to that cunt

Short arms strikes again, and then whinges about it

Could be something in that, last time the world cup was played in a country where homosexuality was illegal, England won it.

For heavens !!

Suspect that's because unlike here Ref would blow for kick off with no warning.

Having worked with organisations in the Middle East, the one thing I've found is that they hate, above all else, to lose face, this carnage will be driving them mad, which is all rather splendid really.

hahaha, it's beyond absurd now (read the short thread)

Ah but then he'd not be able to dress up and be "edgy"

Why is he being treated badly ???, don't they know football's for the fans, especially those on a crusade in the erm Middle East.

Fanny (batter) Lee

Further back John Brownale-ee

Teddy Sherryngham

A valid point:

Lothar Mateus Rose

Socrateas

H2O Viana

Rum Greenwood

Makers Mark Wright

Efes Arantes do Nascimetno

He's one of our target signings no-one previously knew but they get all upset when he doesn't sign. So never heard of him, is the correct answer.

Plagiarist !!!