Toonpack

Fuck off Pinocchio

Ordering stiff drinks ??

he’a probably einging round to see if anyone knows where his Mrs is.

was there a cool wind in your hair

86! He did last furlong time

You can’t say pharaoh than that, his record sphinx

Didn’t Goldsmith lose his seat,get made a Lord and is a government minister 🤷🏼‍♂️ Would put nowt past these cunts.

Inkwells !!! You were lucky, we had to make do with a clay tablet and a stick (in’t middle t’road)

Nope, but they do have an inflatable hot tub, human soup 🙄

Neighbour’s just had their garden done, must’ve cost a fortune, 3 man team mahoosive skip, two weeks work resulting in: it’s all very grey with two thirds geet big shiny tiled patio, one third fake grass, if gardens had jobs it’d be a dentist’s surgery. Not a single plant in sight. 🙄

Have you any other notable (still alive) favorite's ?? Perhaps we can contact them and ask them to be extra careful about things for a while.

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The actual 2nd amendment reads: A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed. Note - “well regulated militia”, that bit is conveniently not mentioned by gun nuts, the amendment itself does not actually support what the US has now. It doesn’t really need changing, it just needs enforcing as it was written/intended.

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btw, where is his pig ugly "bottom lip like a bathroom sink" slapper these days, she was all over everything not long ago.

Same in just about any organisation. But most pissed I have ever been was at an office party which started at 09:30 (never touched Southern Comfort since). It was Christmas 1979 mind.

Doctor/Patient confidentiality, NDA's etc. I wouldn't be so sure.

The problem the Tories (and us sadly) have is that he's surrounded himself with ministers who would get nowhere near that level of position with a barely competent PM, their loyalty is guaranteed, add to that the MP's who sailed in on the wave of Brexit bigotry and he's all but immovable. 2 years until the next election is a very long time (if we even get one - because I wouldn't put it past these cunts to "have to delay" for the "good of the country").

No they only fry black people in electric chairs.

I don't believe he was that ill at all, he certainly wasn't gravely ill - i.e. never intubated etc. Was all exaggerated. Tom asked me in another thread "why do I hate this country" I don't (although I've never really looked at our history as "glorious") but I fucking despise what Johnson, Farage etc. have made it become. Appealed to the prejudices of the lowest common denominator, and sadly there are fucking millions of them.

They’ll be burning witches next

He already has tbh

In fairness, he's been very good last 2 games