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Stoning of women not deemed family viewing on a Sunday afternoon for some reason 🤷🏼‍♂️

Unless he dyes those eyebrows, no way was that cunt ever a freckled ginga

Syr (Sir) Crys de Palace versus Derby County (Ye FA Cup IVth round, 1132)

Obviously not, I have never committed a crime worthy of gaining citizenship

Shocking that Aussie first team is better than our third team. Even then we threw it away today, play proper cricket bat the overs and we win, some terrible batting after Vince was out. Meaningless series in everything but the fact it's the fucking Aussies, if we're going to play them make sure it's our first team or don't bother IMO.

You'll need massive strong hands to get round that brass neck of his

It's going to great isn't it, stadiums filled with paid for fans who will be clueless, cheering for all the wrong shit, who will they be cheering? "Oh I'm England today, hope it's better than when I was USA the other day, we were shit, am definitely not looking forward to being Iran either"

Would you like some cheesy lambs eyeballs with that effendi

Point stands, irrespective of political leaning

Well if she eats it, the poor can't get it

Love this 😂🤣 It's always the bent ref/dodgy foreigners fault !!! Wonder how much that Russian linesman cost

Erm yes, that's what I said, I was agreeing with ewerk, being on one and not the other is pointless

Yes, unless we conformed to EU standards (which we fucking should anyway!!)

England supporters (and press) are the Torries of world football fans, always someone else's fault, never because they're not good enough or shit at penalties, oh no! it's we'd have won it (every time) if it wasn't for those pesky dodgy refs/cheating foreigners. 😂😘 Not a real follower of international football tbh, but if I do it's Scotland, we are shit, we know we are shit, we expect to be shit and we embrace our shitness and cling onto the hope of some small shoot of being not quite as shite now and again. England should equally embrace their bang-averageness as Scotland embraces its shitness. Much less stressful

Delicious 😂

Baseball cap press

Bring me a ..................shrubbery

Disagree, think it's inevitable (and sooner the better) if you'd said the full blown EU I'd have agreed, but SM/CU comparatively easily done and wouldn't have any resistance from EU

HP ?? (source)

The two arse cheeks at the top of the Scottish league killed any production line, bought up most of the emerging talent as soon as there was a glimmer and then they could afford to pay them double what they'd get elsewhere to sit on the bench, and they basically just never played enough to develop. Be better longer term for Scottish football if The Rangers had stayed dead and Celtic just fucked off.

Why has the England home shirt got blue on it ?? Is it to signify the skies of the brexity sunlit uplands ??

That was the WC that kicked off real widespread animosity between England/Scotland at football. Was a pre-game pundit TV thing Emlyn Hughes (then England captain) Bobby Charlton and some others, they were asked who they thought would win and Hughes said "I want whoever plays Scotland to win, I hate them", Charlton looked totally shocked and it caused not a wee bit of angst, Up until then all the home nations, in the main, supported each other. Emlyn Hughes forever a cunt in my eyes (dead cunt now obvs). Oh aye, up until 78 Scotland had a better WC qualification record than England.

It's near on a "C" team v a full strength sheep shagging criminals side. Was looking forward to watching it today an all !!! (Harumph)

On reflection is bottom right Therese Coffey without make-up (and bra)