Toonpack

Tesla power

Not even almost tbh Not, is the word

Tremendous bowling all round, 47 dot balls, all but equivalent of 8 maiden overs and in a 20/20, unreal tbh.

Alreet Gemmillino

*see I rest my case m'lud

Only to those lacking any modicum of intellect

Or fall over https://www.technologyreview.com/2022/11/08/1062886/heres-how-a-twitter-engineer-says-it-will-break-in-the-coming-weeks/

Special Police Constable Nash - Paedo hunter (season one)

There's some tremendous corporate trolling been happening on twitter today 😂😂

Just saw a quote today, didn't check any date on the article, will see if I can find it again.

Botman evidently has sacked off a call up to the Dutch U21's, "he would rather spend his time working with Newcastle" according to their coach.

I suspect Wilson won't play but 5-0 nonetheless. I meant 3-0 but I couldn't bring myself to jinx the typo !!!!!!

Says the bloke who's mam planned her birthday night out on a home game Saturday

Shut up and eat your greens

As it should be, hopefully he will also be immune to the curse.

Never underestimate the incompetence of the ICC

Would be a typical, and predictable, end to the tournament !!!

So Renton's real name is Bernie and he's a fucking seagull 😱

Send Wraith a DM, based on his patter he'll definitely know someone who could "remove" the problem 👍

I thought it was pretty balanced after the Indian knock tbh, but Buttler/Hailes were incredible. For me it was about the best it could be. Rather that, than a last over 12 needed for me, every time, otherwise it's like saying I'd prefer a back and forth 4-3 over a 3-0 romp, I'll take the three nil every single time and you can keep the nail biters for the games where I have no real affinity for any side, thank you very much 😉

When it hasn't rained the games have been top notch tbh

They lost it batting tbh, India twitter's in meltdown, it's hilarious "sack everyone" !!

Brutal in a wonderfully brutal way

I wouldn't discount exactly that !!! She had a restaurant called "shooters" where the waitresses had holstered firearms as part of their uniform.