Toonpack

American football has unlimited advances until you score (if you get minimum 10 yards each 4 attempts) Those big NFL guys aren't fat, they're bulked up, within the bulk they are ripped. saw a Dr explain it once, they have a lower % total body fat but significantly greater fat mass than someone of comparable size.

Gloom (his Maj) isn't vegan, if he was, he'd start every post with "I'm vegan" in the way vegans start every fucking sentence they utter, the cunts.

Apart from the shape of the ball, what exactly 🤷‍♂️

American foooball is an entirely diifferent game to rugby, it's like saying Aussie rules is just an imitation of Rugby just because the balls are the same shape. I do, however, believe the real danger to football comes from the American owners, I have no doubt they'll want the NFL style franchise/closed shop structure with the teams not part of that, basically left to rot.

And there it is, getting all set up for "It was Renton's fault". Regal twat.

It’s has to be a threat to the governance but can’t see an issue for the league itself

It’d be fucking hilarious if it flattened Mar a Lago, but it won’t sadly.

Can we just establish if the king has, or has not, a soft spot for Brighton by any chance ??

They'll protect the reds and likely increase the PSR threshold to "cover" their loan/interest shortfall on PSR, which would be beneficial to us tbh, be interesting if they can brush any retrospective punishment under the carpet, given clubs without these huge loans (Forest) were previously punished.

Aye, me and the Mrs loved Kaos, several on here gave up on it sadly.

Cunts, absolute cunts. We all thought it, but it’s now proven beyond doubt.

Loads of local property development experience, it’ll be an appointment related to the new ground/redevelopment.

He’ll not give up his throne easily to any young pretender, even if he does, we’ll probably need to import some German cunt just like they did in 1714.

I think I’ve stumbled on something. Replace the G with an R and:

Abdicate NOW

Will they sell pints of stones In the bars?

I must have been watching a different game to some, I would have had Barnes off at half time (for Willock) as he was utterly ineffective IMO. They cut off his avenues to cut inside and shoot and he offered little else, delivered one decent cross that I recall.

Will it have a shed end ?

Nine times out of ten, Bruno’s shot hits the defenders heel and goes in, should have known then that it wasn’t our night. No goals from open play for the king, what a tedious reign.

The history books show Gloom did usurp Meenzer so a rebellion would be perfectly acceptable.

FYP

We played well, dominated them but we have no cutting edge, missed pen, crazy goal line clearance that the defender new fuck all about. Point away from home in a place we always struggle (Gemmill’s law). Nowt to get upset about tbh.

This Murphy hate is ridiculous 😂

Absolutely, it’s not even close. It’s a funny old game though, Fab to take our next penalty though.