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Thank you for that Mr Hope

New contract signed per Downey

Not to mention (as a polis mate once told me) get them there and an ambulance for your sore neck/back to get checked - you have a claim.

So, I was in the process of winding up some MAGA twats, and spelling paedo the correct way (a wind up for yanks in general never mind MAGA) and my spellcheck/predictive text thing did the below, wtf !!!

This is the small mercies thread not the large tragedies thread.

When I worked up in Aberdeen one of the lads’ cars got totalled when he hit a deer. I said well at least you got some venison, he said no, it’s illegal to take it if you hit it, car behind you can take it though, not 100% sure if that’s true mind.

Fuck that, have you seen what they do to choirboys!!!!

Four weeks too late FFS !!!

Don't recall saying that. I tend not to call any player "shite" because they're not in reality (see Wayne Fereday). First half virtually all our attacks came down the right, I did think Murphy was poor, but first half that side of the pitch was our most effective, strange but true. If Isak had just been signed for £60 mill he'd be getting pelters way he's playing, aye he's coming off a knock but he's looked completely off the pace all season.

It was, and is. Did no-one watch the game, everything we did good was from the right first half yesterday.

Arteta getting pelters from those long suffering Arsenal fans on twatter 😂

Red card and a pen, Arteta's going to go interstellar. Glorious.

I not totally convinced either tbh, take away/block off his cut inside and he's not showing much tbh. Probably needs a run of games though. Was a strange signing really, money better spent elsewhere I reckon.

Could you post a we won't qualify for Europe thread or post even, just for good ju ju purposes please.

Splendid, if there was a break on for a one on one, can't disagree with ref tbh. (Unless it was us 1 v1 obviously).

On the bright side we are free from the royal curse.

Our last three games have been our best, if we don't learn how to finish sharpish I'll agree with you.

Bollocks Hopey, our two (supposedly) better players missed golden opportunities, we utterly dominated a good side first half and much of second. Final ball (making the right decision) and chance taking are our issues.

The evidence would be those players with stacks of goals in them don't, any more. Isak is totally not "on it" and Gordon's turned into LTA's wet dream.

Not happening

We haven't scored from open play since 21st September at Fulham then "the king" took over.