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So does this mean we will have 2 goalkeepers on the bench to make up the numbers? Or has O'Brien got injured?

Apparently he's a week or two away from being a week or two away from returning to training 79117[/snapback] Before being six weeks away from making a full-return, because Souness sees a midfielder in Chopra.

How long until the next "Dyer a week away from returning to training"?

She may be manipulative, but it's not nice for the rest of them to bully as they seemed to, and tell Chantelle to stay away from here, who seems one of the more genuine of the lot, but yeah she is dense. What's going on between Rula and George could be worrying.

Let's not get started on physios then. If we had good ones then are sickroom won't be filling up as more recover quicker. Therefore, we won't be regarded as a team with real injury problems or cursed.

Erm, failed a drugs test.

I think they're being a bit mean, but I'm sure they were aware we'd find them equally funny as anyone else. Maybe. That one, in particular, made me laugh.

She was married to Dennis Waterman, so as far as I know she aint no Lickalotapus. 78116[/snapback] That's it... I knew there was something missing. Thanks for clearing that up.

I do hope you're not suggesting Shearer will still be around next season???? 78179[/snapback] Yes... as manager. Test to see if he'll get away with that. Or if the worst comes to the worst he plays on because we can't get a new striker. Should've pointed that out...

Shame for Shearer he can't accidentally kick him in the head. Has to wait 'til next season then sadly.

Don't know these things, but is Rula a lesbian? Ok, just saying because she has a man's voice and likes stroking the ladies in the house. Well, I thought she may have also been a man at first for a short time.

He's a proper manager though. Jol and Raffa just be nice to their players so they play well. Mourinho is just arrogant, and Souness demonstrates how to modest when he blames defeats on injuries.

Not too sure about this, but I hear Jodie is "the lowest of the low" according to Pete. Fair play she is low, but not accepting who you are and spending several thousand pounds to make a poor attempt at making yourself look like a woman isn't "low"?

Shearer will just make us play like Bolton, except we won't do it effectively and he'll be wondering why we're getting so many cards. Maybe.

Would rather Michael Chopra tbh.

Dennis Rodman is one ugly being. Can't believe he considers himself a sex god. 100% straight mind you..

Well he had another injury problem since, but as he's not a player anyone's likely to miss, it wasn't covered much in the news. So really, we've no clue how long he'll be out. Unless he's the player who tested positive for drugs, but it won't do the club good blaming results on injuries and drugs, as opposed to injuries.

Not a bit too high profile eh? Shouldn't we be licking our lips at the prospect of a Vieri or Joaquin instead?

Add Nihat too that list he's only little. Yet we'll still play long ball! 76345[/snapback] It's not our tactics though, it displays our lack of tactics, as the players (in particular the defence) so often don't know what to do with it. And Souness will wonder why we can't get any service...

Oh right, sorry... I realise I was being negative, but I am actually one for being patient with Luque. He's starting to show promise, and I think it's certainly best to keep him up front, than put Ameobi/Chopra there and drop him back to left-wing. Liverpool fans were annoyed by Crouch initially, but they began to praise him, even before he scored and got their reward. Maybe not saying we should idolise Liverpool fans - but we should give him time.

Yup I try to be an honest person. Don't think this is a really important issue though. Just a backheel...

Just noticed the edit quote function then.

Yeah he was a "good" striker once... nothing spectacular...

Aye, Shearer's held us back. I was going to say something but words genuinely fail me. I suppose you think we'd be a better team at the moment without him? 76204[/snapback] Come off it, he's been total shit for the last 2 years. Our whole method of play is geared to him. We'd have Kluivert & Bellamy/Owen if he didn't spit his dummy out everytime he doesn't play. 76207[/snapback] He was near leading scorer in the league 2 years ago, and could have if he didn;t get injured they year before. If my memory serves me right...

Seen it again and it looked a fine backheel actually... maybe I didn't see it very well. Whatever.