donaldstott

Getting back to the topic, coke habit or not, I Definitely would... I do feel slightly sorry for her, I wouldn't like having the Daily Mail readership look down their respective noses at me... Did it actually surprise anybody under the age of 40 who doesn't live in the hoem counties.. Models do coke... FACT She's a model... FACT. The math isn't difficult...

"Look there's a women, she's getting into a car. But which side's she getting in.. The Drivers side.... The Wrong side..." Harry Enfield, Circa 1990

Whoever said it about Anna Friel you were right. Fit as a butchers dog... TBH, if I wasn't a toon fan I would have thought the movie was garbage... Ridiculously cheesy.

I get the worst of both worlds. I have to sit and watch while the missus displays her northern roadrage on southern bad mannered drivers. So the air's turned as blue as an Eddie Murphy stand-up gig... Obviously that's not very often cos she's a women and that, and letting them drive for too long is a recipe for disaster.

Has posted apprximately 2000 more times than me.

I think i broke God: Me: What is the meaning of life God: The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans. Me: Will I ever meet Jennifer Lopez? God: Ever is a long time. The oracle says: You never know. Me: Will she like me if I do God: I think so. Me: I hope so, she's lovely. Not at all self-obsessed God: Why do you hope for it. If not that, what? Me: I hope for it as it would be a lifetimes ambition achieved. I would also love to play professional badminton. Could you lend me a racket? God: Why do you hope for it. Tell me the rules. That's one option I guess. Me: Uh? God: Dude! Me: Dudess? God: Try saying that with more or less context. Me: Are you a dude dude or are you a dudess? God: Am I a dude dude or am I a dudess? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. Me: Well that's good. you type really quickly. God: Well that's okay. Thanks. Next question? About 300 wpm. Me: Do you ever stop for food, perhaps a beer? God: I brake for hallucinations. Me: You brake, or do you break? God: I haven't heard anything like that before: said I brake or do you break. Me: I break wind! God: Thanks for the information: said break wind. Me: That's fine, don't get me wrong I'm not hitting on you or owt. God: " Thanks for the information: said break wind. " is fine with me too.

My new music knowledge is restricted to what they play over the goals on Soccer AM. But the Dead 60's sound fairly cool. I like Hard-Fi too..

*wakes up from slumber* Did someone mention porn?

The truth according to Sir Bobby is quite different. He reckoned that Nobby's legs had gone and he was getting a decent price. When he left I thought that SBR might have had a point, IMO he was no longer as much of a threat as he had been, wasn't beating a man, wasn't offering up as many assists, but have to say his Villa form has been a different gravy. (you know what they say though, you should never go back. Hope I'm wrong in that respect) 25218[/snapback] And that opinion wasn't at all influenced by the whole club vs country debate? I liked a lot of things about Bobby but he put Newcastle in second place for Queen and Country when the FA came calling. But when one of the heathens was proud of their country he couldn't understand it. Nobby's form suffered because of how Bobby treated him. BTW some clever soul said 2 words the last time 'you should never go back' was brought up - Peter Beardsley. 25230[/snapback] I'll ammend the never go back rule so it only applies to footballers over 5'3"

Did Nobby not try and turn downstairs in the Cooperage into a Peruvian restraunt? Then of course there's getting his dial on Peruvian stamps. How many players can boast about that?

Not at all. I just hope that Nobby brings his Villa form with him, rather than the form he was showing when he left us first time... That is IF he signs

The truth according to Sir Bobby is quite different. He reckoned that Nobby's legs had gone and he was getting a decent price. When he left I thought that SBR might have had a point, IMO he was no longer as much of a threat as he had been, wasn't beating a man, wasn't offering up as many assists, but have to say his Villa form has been a different gravy. (you know what they say though, you should never go back. Hope I'm wrong in that respect)

Don't think he's got the character to be honest, when I watch him on the pitch. People do have changes drastic enough for him to be a success but they're very rare. I won't assasinate his character because he seems like a nice enough young lad (I may be believeing a little too much of Bobby's hype there though) and even if he has done some of the things he's been accused of doing it makes no odds, I've done some pretty stupid things in my youth and so have most of us I would expect. 25203[/snapback] JJ always did his level best to keep away from that sort of thing off the pitch. On the pitch he never seemed to have enough urgency, and he always seemed to take an eternity to get up from a tackle and get on with the game..

How old is the trumpet playing Peruvian?

It is interesting. I like JJ, he kept out of trouble off the pitch and looked a good prospect off the pitch (for 12 months). But I can't for the life of me earmark a real positive impact he made.

He's been handed Number 20, fuelling rumours

My opinions of our recent managerial appointments are similar to yours: I thought Dalglish would be the next step up (still think he wasn't given enough time), I thought Gullit was wrong from the start, SBR was obviously a great signing (what a shame he didn't directly follow Keegan), and I was utterly dismayed at Souness, which has to rank as one of the worst appointments of all time. My view now is that Souness is an incompetent bully who will never get it right, for us or anyone else. With this in mind I want shot of him ASAP. I honestly believe no manager, even Glen Roeder, would do a worse job. Having said that, I have no faith in Shepherd to get the replacement right, but I'll be amazed if he manages to cock it up as badly as he did last time. ManU will show is up for what we are. It's pathetic how some people think the addition of one player will transform us from the team who played Bolton. The most important signing at any club (by a million miles) is the manager; until we get that right we are pissing in the wind. 19242[/snapback] At some point in time though the players (and I'm afraid the fans) have to take some responsibility, there are too many at the club, who are looking to take the easy option.. Too many easy passes so as not to suffer a round of helpful jeers when the more difficult pass goes astray.. You can't blame Souness for James Milner's inexcusably bad crossing, or Shola treading on the ball, or the horrendously bad shooting from central midfield for what seems like 10 years...

Pretty much what I think. The Gullit situation of course was worse due to the stand off with Shearer and Lee. If we are going to lose on Sunday and not get a point, let's get truely spanked, so hopefully lardarse will be forced to do something about it. 18859[/snapback] not sure i agree with that, instead of there being a stand off this time, the two players ( Bellamy and Robert) were given away to other clubs. 19176[/snapback] Not sure that Bellamy and Robert, should even be muttered in the same sentence as Shearer and Bobby Lee. What Gullit did was professional suicide, what Souness did was what he and an ever thinning minority of fans (including the chairman) thought was best for the club..

It's amazing how many times .com have the same thoughts as me (and I presume many others) They've written that Luque's shirt number will be a huge indication of whether Owen is coming too.. I was pondering the same myself..

I was thinking the same thing. You look at that bench and you can't take them seriously. I honestly think that Souness needs to re-think who he brings with him to a job..

I was thinking the same.. Ketsbaia's Mobile Asprilla's foreskin.. Who next... Kilcline's Haemorrhoids

Sod that give me my £500 for my season ticket and get Steve McClaren in!! 18673[/snapback] This post has been here 14 hours... And nobody has reacted with shock at a toon fan wanting McLaren in.... Souness is bad, but imagine watching Mclaren football on a weekly basis, would McLaren bring Doriva and Parlour with him? Shame on you for the bet, and shame on you for your awful taste in managers!

SBR signed Viana, but I guess it was Souness's fault. He should have known he was gonna be the next manager and advise Bobby he (Viana) was completely unsuited to the Premiership. In fact, looking back, how didnt SBR recognise this, it seems pretty apparent that with no pace and requiring an hour on the ball to make a pass he was never going to make it in the PL. 18460[/snapback] emm i think he realises that souness didnt buy Viana, he's talking about Luque being the 'new viana'. see the subtle difference there? 18487[/snapback] Well if Luque is a floppy haired Portuguese central midfielder, who's slower than Lee Clark and couldn't tackle a dinner then I'm not sure we need him.. Has Luque been former European Young Player of the year as well, cos that would be just weird...

*whispers* So who was that then

Or an emergency plumber in London?