Matt

So you got that new job fixed up then?

So you have experience in recruitment consultancy and can't find a job? Perhaps best to stick to sales then

Do you have an existing ADSL modem? Even if you do, I'd recommend ditching it and getting a combined ADSL modem/router. It makes setup and fault finding a lot easier for the sake of £10-20.

Anyone see the Top Gear caravan feature? I know they stage these things but they didn't even try to make it look real...... Used to go away in a caravan when I was little, was canny. That said, I won't be buying one ever. It's only fun when the parents do the work! And if you cant do 65-70mph towing, you shouldn't be towing (yes I know technically 60 is the limit).

Viking cards are pretty good, they're essentially the same as some of the 'big brand cards'. If you peel the Viking label off, it often shows a brand underneath that's twice the price of the card you got.

You must use a helluvalot of network traffic if 54Mbps is slowing things down!

There will two sliding clips somewhere that will allow your keyboard to be flipped up and removed (it is only connected with a ribbon cable then held by clips). If you can order the correct replacement keyboard it should be easily interchangeable. You should also be able to have a look to see if any leaked underneath (the keyboard backboard should have stopped any steam getting in, but i wouldn't reccomend doing it again. Keyboards are a darn sight easier to replace than if you need a new processor!

Have you got 'More Adventurous'?

Just had a listen to the Euro entries. Think Belgium and Malta have hit the right Euro note. Not sure what's up with Finland's entry though

Good lord. The accents, the bum notes, it's pop at its worst. But is it worse than Daz? Maybe, but only just.

Vanilla? About a year ago I found it on a 'Best of 95' tape of something. I couldn't beleive just how awful it was.

My brother had a teacher called I Gouge

Pink cables should be male to male connectors tbh.

DB25 is a bit retro. He could use two cups and some string. Must admit, done the patch/crossover thing myself.

Just get him to do that round Gemmill's house and he'd feel the wrath 115181[/snapback] That wouldn't work. Gem ain't got a bog, just two baths. That's why he never ever misses.

I'd best dig up that Steve and Meenz shagfest thread and see if there's any sloppy seconds.

Might just be me, but I'm friends with quite a few lasses I knew from uni and have known for ages. Doesn't mean I suddenly want to knob them. Jeez, I guess that makes me a gay. Anyway, this guy does seem a bit crazy. He's probably living in a bit of a fantasy world- especially if his family is going through a bad time with the business- he'll be looking to cling on to any source of joy. It might have always been the 'big plan' that he would get involved in the business and he's substituting it with the other 'big plan' that him and your missus could be together someday. It doesn't sound like the sort of situation where his intentions are entirely pure. Equally, that doesn't make this guy evil. If he's having a tough time, acting the hard guy or having a real go at him will only be seen as kicking a vulnerable individual, which probably won't go down will with the missus. Obvious answer but you're going to have to talk about it with her. Admit you're concerned about this guy's intentions, say you understand that his head might be a bit messed up right now but you're not entirely comfortable with the way things are. You're allowed to be. The fact you are worried is not about tribal pride, but the fact that you value your relationship and wouldn't want something or someone to damage it.

That's why the after-show party that is wringing is utterly essential. Some lads take it too far. There's a dividing line between 'getting rid of the drips' and 'bashing the bishop'

Them urinal cakes are a lark an all. Although some places have that plastic thing over the plug- like the sort of thing that you had to put into the top of a spin dryer. Absolute splashback-based disaster when one of those is involved. Unless you're Dead Eye Dan over there and can aim it through the eye of a needle. New DVD coming out soon "Bend it like Gemmill" Advanced pissing techniques for those who want to wow the ladies.

Can't say I have. Should get 10 bonus points on "I Spy While Pissing" for that one. Also, 5 points for managing to move a clip-on bog freshener more than quarter of the way round the bowl.

Only time I've pissed in a non-toilet area would be when out walking, when there's little other option. That and the sink in my room in my first year at Uni. Middle of the night, still half-pissed and bursting? It was a godsend.

I have to say I can't imagine not cleaning up something on the bog. That's just rank. The worst miss you can have is if some should fall under Bog Seat Bridge, requiring absorbent material to reside therein for more than just a moment, so that all of the wayward projective be gathered for disposal.

Not to Gem. He's the best pisser there is. Nothing can stop him finding his target.

Honest, it was one of these shite chipboard panel efforts and you could see where the inondation had reached levels beyond the saving of some quick andrex-aided rescue mission. Floor was sorted with a lick of paint like. I can't believe you never ever miss. I'm not talking about idly standing while unleashing the amazon onto floor for a full minute, but even the odd splash while half asleep on a monday morning is surely not unreasonable? Maybe it's all the chocolate you eat, you greedy bastard